College Spun Releases List Of The Top 10 College Football Tailgating Scenes
Tailgates at DeVry are not something to write home about. They pretty much consist of me putting on my DeVry jersey (we don’t have a football team, so I had to make one myself with a Hanes Beefy-T and a black Sharpie) getting on Chat Roulette, and masturbating while singing the DeVry fight song, “Hail To The Printers.” This is way different from my usual Saturday morning routine. I’m also masturbating on Chat Roulette, but I’m not wearing my makeshift jersey and am, instead, crying.
Anyway, here is College Spun’s list of “The Top 10 College Football Tailgating Scenes.”
10. Washington
9. Michigan
8. Auburn
7. Texas
6. Clemson
5. LSU
4. Penn State
3. Texas A&M
2. Ole Miss
1. Wisconsin
There aren’t really any surprises on this list. All of these schools are perennial list inclusions, minus Washington. TFM writer The Boulevard is pretty pissed that his beloved SMU tailgate scene, with his namesake Boulevard, did not make the list. The rest of the office, on the other hand, is pretty pissed that he showed up for work today. Dude smells like a straight dumpster fire.
Do you agree with this list?
[via College Spun]
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If you want to tailgate with only Asians straight out of Hong Kong who can’t speak English, old alumni and people with no affiliation to UW, and people who get drunk off one beer, then be my guest. WASHINGTON STATE is the one who should be on this list.
10 years ago at 6:33 pmWe heard you the first time
10 years ago at 7:16 pmWar eagle
10 years ago at 6:48 pmKiss My Ass. we are not #2 we are #1. any one in the Superior at Everything Conference will tell you that the grove is a tailgating experience that is unmatched.
10 years ago at 7:14 pmSuperior at everything? Let’s try a little less.
10 years ago at 1:34 amSuperior at everything? You mean football and baseball?
10 years ago at 5:31 amI honestly don’t know how gAy&M made this list. Game atmosphere is definitely top 10 in the country, but tailgates? Nahh.
10 years ago at 7:53 pmMad town comin’ in at #1 as it should be, 1st and 10 Wisconsin.
10 years ago at 8:04 pmExcise police have ruined IU’s tailgating. Fuckers only target the Greeks
10 years ago at 8:04 pmIu tailgating?
10 years ago at 1:16 amUSC has the best tailgates west of the Mississippi.
10 years ago at 8:54 pmNot number one, but I’ll allow it.
10 years ago at 8:26 amKnoxville doesn’t make the list, weak.
10 years ago at 10:48 amSMU blows
10 years ago at 10:52 am