Colorado Inmate Files $89 BILLION Lawsuit Against NFL For Overturning Dez’s Catch
Finally some football news that has nothing to do with Tom Brady and his deflated balls. Terry Hendrix, an upstanding citizen currently incarcerated in a Colorado prison, is suing the NFL for $88,987,654,321.88. He’s suing on behalf of Dez Bryant, Dallas Cowboys fans everywhere, and all people in or from the sovereign Republic of Texas.
Hendrix names NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell, Vice President of Officiating Dean Blandino, and referee Gene Steratore in the suit for gross negligence, breach of fiduciary, duty and reckless disregard. The full, handwritten suit is below:
You’ll notice that he knows enough legal jargon to make the suit seem about as legit as a handwritten lawsuit could seem, stemming from what I assume is personal experience listening to his lawyers speak.
Then there’s the absurdity of the suit’s dollar amount. While almost $89 billion is an incredibly large sum, adding the 88 cents and just listing numbers in descending order from nine to one is what really tells us that this guy wants to stick it to the NFL. I’m sure if this guy wasn’t behind bars, he’d be taking on big business everywhere and not a stumbling homeless man wearing a tin foil hat..
[via WFAA]
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Bold move
11 years ago at 2:09 pmLets see if it pays off
11 years ago at 4:42 am“Lawyer up.” TFM
11 years ago at 2:24 pmTFTC .. Too fucked to care
11 years ago at 2:25 pmStill challenging your enemy from inside prison walls. TFM.
11 years ago at 2:26 pmBeing in prison. NF.
11 years ago at 7:08 pmThey let prisoners watch football?
11 years ago at 2:30 pmThis is America, Abe. Everyone gets to watch football.
11 years ago at 2:44 pmFuck the Cowboys.
11 years ago at 3:20 pmAfter you fucked over the forums, tech guy said he traced who the two porn posters were and that it was a 14 year and a 40 yo. Which are you?
11 years ago at 4:26 pmI’m actually a 40 year old man. My name is Roger Dorn, the 14 year old was one of the kids I “mentor” in my basement.
11 years ago at 5:23 pmGo home Conrad
11 years ago at 4:43 amJohnnie Cochran would win this suit if he was still alive.
11 years ago at 3:41 pmI suspect the first draft was on a napkin written in his own blood. Much more effective.
11 years ago at 6:07 pmit was written with someone else’s blood
11 years ago at 8:31 pmsuing for almost 89 billion dollars and finishing it off with 88 cents. TFM
11 years ago at 10:18 pmTrying too hard. NF
11 years ago at 9:47 amWhy is there a comma between fiduciary and duty?
11 years ago at 11:42 am