Colorado State Sorority Girl Gets Dropped Face-First By Overzealous Police Officer

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I love the era that we live in where every single thing is captured on video thanks to our phones. See, if this was 20 years ago and I told you a Fort Collins police officer found this Colorado State University sorority girl — that by my estimates is roughly 5’10″ and 100 pounds — as a threat and body slammed her face first into the concrete then there’s no way you’d believe me. But thankfully it’s 2017 and someone was filming Michaella Surat getting up close and personal with the pavement.

It appears Todd Storm, overzealous campus police officer, watched a tad too much Wrestlemania last weekend. Personally, I would’ve gone with the jackknife powerbomb. If it works on The Undertaker then it’ll work on a sorority girl. Just neutralizing a threat. Another day at the office.

According to reports, officers were called to the Bondi Beach Bar to breakup a disturbance between Surat’s boyfriend and another man. Police say Surat “shoulder-checked the bouncer and an officer and then pulled her boyfriend from the area.” Police then reportedly told Surat her bf wasn’t free to go and that’s when this whole thing went down. She was arrested on charges of third-degree assault and obstructing a peace officer.

You know the weird thing about this though? The police department released a statement and didn’t seem to be immediately concerned with the officer’s actions.

Being a tiny white sorority girl just doesn’t get you as far as it used to.

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  1. ColoradoFratMuffinMuncher

    I would like to confirm I was actually standing in line at Bondi and the 10 second video doesn’t do justice for the cop. I hope they release the body cam footage because she punched the officer in the face and tried to choke him before he finally decided she needed to be RKO’d and subdued.

    8 years ago at 1:34 pm
  2. Midwest Dad

    Hmmm, I wonder how different the focus of this story would be if she had a different skin color

    8 years ago at 1:35 pm
  3. TossMeABronson

    Most cops are ok. But it does seem the overwhelming majority of campus police are dickheads no matter where you go.

    8 years ago at 2:12 pm
    1. Dave1029

      Our campus police are super chill it’s the city police that are total douche canoes. I distinctly remember one story where a cop saw an obviously drunk guy get in his car and he pulled him over and said “im going to give you a chance to walk home and not get a DUI.” The cop ended up driving the kid home.

      8 years ago at 8:35 pm
  4. smithpm

    To be fair, her chest cannons were pointed right at him. He made the safe play.

    8 years ago at 2:25 pm
  5. StillBlacked

    How to get upvotes on this site: “hurrr sure
    Retard cuck libtard try less”

    8 years ago at 12:24 pm