What do my golf clubs and a pledge have in common? I forget they are in my trunk until I slam on the brakes. TFM.

    1. Wilco Frat

      That wasn’t the joke, idiot. He’s saying that slamming on the brakes results in them slamming against the front of the trunk, making a loud noise, which would then remind him that they were in there. Jesus, some of the people on this site are apparently dumber than a pile of cow shit.

      14 years ago at 11:30 am
    2. Fratological Studies

      I almost wonder if cow shit isn’t intellectually intimidating to some of the retards around here.

      14 years ago at 12:37 pm
    3. fratimusmaximus806

      it was a play on the overanalyzing people on this site frequently do. But thank you for the unnecessary explanation that only a blind woman would need

      14 years ago at 12:50 pm
    4. Wilco Frat

      Additionally, the only comments (like yours) that are made are posted “sarcastically”. No one else leaves those comments besides the ones who leave them sarcastically. In other words, you’re mocking something that wouldn’t exist if you weren’t mocking it. Moron.

      14 years ago at 1:49 pm
    5. fratimusmaximus806

      No one else leaves those comments besides the ones who leave them sarcastically.

      14 years ago at 2:13 pm
    6. masterfrat

      the above argument sounds like Zoolander’s friend’s “earth to” joke explination

      14 years ago at 4:11 pm
    7. Fratlosopher King

      Look, Fratimus, if you’re going to post sarcastically or ironically or whatever you call this retarded comment, the burden is on you to make it clear that it’s sarcasm or irony or whatever.

      That’s not an easy thing to do when you can’t convey tone via text and when there are so many fucking idiots on the internet, but that’s your problem, not ours.

      14 years ago at 4:35 pm