Colts Coach Chuck Pagano’s Moving Postgame Speech Will Have You Ready To Kick Some Ass
Personally, I’m not one for motivational speeches. In high school, I remember cracking up when my football coach tried to inspire our shitty team to avoid us getting thoroughly embarassed. Seriously, we had kids fucking cry during the pregame only to get slaughtered on the field and head into halftime down 50. Motivational speeches are “meh” to me.
But there are a few that’ll still tug at my heartstrings…
The Indianapolis Colts are having a bad season. After two atrocious performances to open the year, the Colts finally found a way to win yesterday against the Titans. Colts head coach Chuck Pagano, a cancer survivor, was proud of his guys, so he let them know it in the locker room:
Damn, doesn’t that have you ready to run through a fucking wall? I’m ready to suit up right now and blindside Dan right out of his desk chair. Chuck Pagano is the man. No doubt in my mind, each of his players loves playing hard for that guy.
The only thing that ruins this video is Andrew Luck’s nasally ass voice chiming in at the end. WE DON”T NEED TO HEAR FROM YOU, ANDREW — we got enough from Chuck already.
The 1-2 Colts host a terrible Jacksonville team next Sunday..
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this is how the bowling team gets stoked to “hit the lanes”
10 years ago at 7:01 pmI’m not sure what to say…Dan. I should have seen this coming months ago. In regards to a Steve Holt article you said, “You guys would like this article if it were written by anyone else.” I’m paraphrasing. But you went there. Why would you post great material under the name Dan Ruh-jester, while posting material so atrocious under your alter ego “Steve Holt”, it makes your golf swing look acceptable? GoodMaterialTFM@gmail.com? Get the fuck outta here.
10 years ago at 7:02 pmThat speech has me ready to kick your ass, Steve. That was so fucking lame. And Andrew Luck sounds like a fucking tool.
10 years ago at 7:19 pmYou’re right, now I want to kick your parents ass for not aborting you.
10 years ago at 11:09 pmSteve, after reading this piss poor article, I’m ready to kick your ass.
10 years ago at 11:30 pmChuck Pagano is one of the most respected men in football. A cancer survivor and obviously a great leader, coach and man. That said, you couldn’t even manage to string together a few interesting paragraphs about the man. It takes a rare type of pathetic to fuck something up so totally and completely. Please find a wood chipper, fire it up, and jump inside.
10 years ago at 5:12 am