Colts Punter Hangs Out With Purdue Fraternity For $10,000
Indianapolis Colts punter Pat McAfee was purchased at auction for $10,000 to raise money for ChuckStrong, a cancer research organization started by Colts Head Coach Chuck Pagano. The person who dropped 10 grand on McAfee was an Indianapolis woman, who then ordered him to hang out with her son and his friends. The destination? The Kappa Sigma house at Purdue University, where her son is an active member.
McAfee hung out, shot the proverbial shit, drank half a beer, then went on his way. Good stuff. And all for cancer research.
Let’s talk numbers now. Ten grand on a punter? Are you kidding me? Quick, name the best punter in the league. You can’t come up with a name, can you? You know why? NFL punters aren’t even famous. They don’t get to shower with the regular players or join them for post-game dinners. If someone on the team runs out of locker space, he uses the punter’s locker. Even kickers make fun of punters.
Now that the market value for a day spent with an NFL nobody has been established, this changes everything. I need to reconsider my appearance fee and demands.
[via TMZ]
Actually paying for friends. TFTC.
11 years ago at 11:25 amHaving your mom pay for your friends. TFTC.
11 years ago at 12:15 pmPat McAfee is a straight-up bro. I’m not even a Colts fan, but the dude is incredibly hilarious and chill.
11 years ago at 11:26 amI’d be very insulted if someone called me a “straight-up bro.”
11 years ago at 11:31 amNo one would ever call you that Dorn, you’re a poon.
11 years ago at 11:44 amThank God. I’d have to reevaluate.
11 years ago at 11:54 amDorn, you need to do a little more research on Pat McAfee before you start hatin’. He’s not famous to the outsider, but this guy is an Indy legend. Even Irsay thinks this guy parties too much. His middle name is Hercules.(TFM) He has a few drunk and disorderly tickets under his belt. There’s a reason his twitter handle is @PatMcAfeeShow.
11 years ago at 12:36 pmFamous in Indy, sure, but not famous in every other city.
11 years ago at 12:57 pmJust who the hell do you think you are, Dorn?
11 years ago at 10:17 amhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ntHgL9iRuQ
11 years ago at 2:42 pmAnd which NFL team do you play for again Dorn?
11 years ago at 11:28 amI wouldn’t question him if he said the Jets
11 years ago at 11:35 amI think he’s still coaching at PSU last time I checked
11 years ago at 11:39 amShit, I would have just bought strippers if I were them
11 years ago at 11:29 amTechnically its Philanthropy. You’d be helping them “pay their way through Med School.”
11 years ago at 11:33 amStill waiting on Dorn to make a ‘celeb’ appearance at our party.
11 years ago at 11:30 amHave it at a middle school, he’ll be there.
11 years ago at 12:07 pmFuck yeah ΑΕΚΔΒ
11 years ago at 11:31 amThis is awesome. The only Philanthropy I can think of better than fighting cancer with NFL bros would be…
11 years ago at 11:32 amGod bless America
11 years ago at 3:08 pmHow much money would you pay me to Dorn for me tp hang out with you.
11 years ago at 11:47 amto*
11 years ago at 11:47 amStill makes no sense.
11 years ago at 12:08 pmfuck i really should just stop trying.
11 years ago at 12:32 pmIt was suppose to be Dorn how much would you pay me to hang out with you.
There we go I got it.
Literally take a lap
11 years ago at 9:37 pmIf you’re from indy, you’ll know Pat McAfee is a pretty big sensation with the party crowd… The guy jumped into the canal drunk once and gave zero fucks about it
11 years ago at 11:50 amKirby Van Der Kamp #1 overall draft pick. God damn the boy can punt a football.
11 years ago at 11:59 am