Whoever actually put a master lock on a GDI's gauged earrings. TFM.

  1. Southern_Sig27

    I wouldn’t have cut it off, even if I was the poor father of that weirdo.

    13 years ago at 8:10 pm
  2. BritishNotCumnAnymor

    I’d give him a good paddlin’ over the head until either:

    1. The lock fell off. (not as fun)
    2. The lock ripped through his ear. (fun)
    3. His head fell off. (FaF)

    13 years ago at 9:35 pm
  3. BoykinSpaniel

    That lock isn’t big enough. Plenty of gas stations sell those heavy duty combination locks

    13 years ago at 9:44 pm
    1. TheFrattersonEpisode

      Maybe a bicycle U lock, if the gauge was large enough. It looks like it might be.

      13 years ago at 10:13 am
  4. TFCT

    I had those in high school, nowhere near that big. (I don’t care for your opinion on it, thank you.) Someone put a padlock on my ear and I beat the ever-living shit out of him. This kid is a pussy.

    13 years ago at 2:04 pm
    1. ImNateHlggers

      ^^You sound like a pussy that I would beat the fuck out of. I hope you die in a fiery car accident.

      13 years ago at 3:49 pm
    2. fuck msnbc

      ^^^^^^To finish your story, “And then I came across this site called TotalFratMove.com and let my ears close up and became a total frat star!!!!!!”

      13 years ago at 4:01 pm