Commenter Of The Week
Our Commenter of the Week took a two YEAR hiatus from commenting before reemerging with some semi-perverted, witty Babe of the Day commentary. After not commenting for two whole years, he came out of the gates with a comment that included “titanic set of jugs,” and I took notice.
A lot of you are volume shooters. Let this be Exhibit A that sheer volume isn’t going to get you a ribbon. Make your comments count.
Our Commenter of the Week is BeerOlympics, an Active who joined the site in November of 2014.
1. Where do/did you to attend school?
Cmu
2. Where have you been all this time?
This girl put a Xanax bar in my drink one night two years ago and I’m only now regaining my consciousness.
3. What was it about the Babes of the Day that brought you out of hibernation?
I’ve found the babe of the day to be essential for good health.
Waking up to some new girl thats easy on the eyes and commenting on it with the first thought that comes to mind has proven to set the blood coursing through my veins, enabling me to crush the rest of the day. It’s science.
4. Give me two truths and a lie about yourself.
I’m writing this on the shitter filling my interment bouts of writers block with swipes on the tinder machine.
I once shotgunned 8 beers in a row
My grandpa is the one of the oldest living first war veterans
5. When was the last time you saw a female naked in real life?
I was fortunate enough to have an cougar aggressively hit on me and demand sex this past weekend. I ultimately gave in. She had tremendous game.
6. Hottest woman on earth?
Your mother or Samantha Hoopes
7. You get to ban one user of the site. Who is it and why?
I’d ban any and all of the rainbow blooded liberals..
Banning liberals. TTrumpM
8 years ago at 4:35 pmWoah, followed through and implemented a commenter’s suggestion (including CotW’s comments). Now just invite the next CotW at the bottom, like we asked. Too many users made dummy emails that will never be accessed, including Frabst; and the people want Frabst.
8 years ago at 4:44 pmI would if he was already chosen.
8 years ago at 4:45 pmGotta get Shibby one week, remember him?
8 years ago at 7:18 pmI never thought Shibby was as funny as Shibby thought he was.
8 years ago at 12:56 amI hate to be practical but, speaking practically, if he wrote “The next CoW is Frabst. Please email me,” at least 100 people would email claiming to be Frabst.
8 years ago at 4:58 pmWell I could prove it’s me. I could screen shot my screen while I’m logged in.
8 years ago at 8:32 pmOr email with future comment. Or put your email in that “submit content” thing. Verification is easy. This isn’t Dorno’s twitter, just a quick QA.
8 years ago at 9:57 pmThese are good ideas, but we’re dealing with people who can’t even post pictures in a glorified WordPress blog in a timely manner. Anything other than email probably exceeds their mental resources.
8 years ago at 1:03 amfuck frabst
8 years ago at 9:02 pmI mean you’ll at least have to buy me a drink first.
8 years ago at 6:42 amHold out for dinner and a movie, Frabst!
8 years ago at 7:51 amOnly if the movie is Silence of the Lambs, Mrs. Andrew’s Mom’s Ass.
8 years ago at 8:05 amI’m still throwing my vote in for that Richfratbowtiedaddy fucker to be CoW. Seriously interested in what drugs makes that well oiled machine operate.
8 years ago at 5:01 pmI thought I was your favorite, Broties! I’m blocking you on Facebook!
8 years ago at 6:09 pmNooooooo!!!
8 years ago at 7:26 pmIt wasn’t thevaginator? The system is rigged…
8 years ago at 5:03 pmFuck that kid. He’s a cocksucker
8 years ago at 5:32 pmTalking shit and being too much of a pussy to back it up I see. One of the many reasons why you will be working for me or one of my families firms when you’re older
8 years ago at 8:43 pmFamily’s* And yes, I’d like fries with that.
8 years ago at 8:52 pmAlways funny when a peasant tries to talk back to its master. Now fetch me a beer because I beat your sorry ass
8 years ago at 9:50 pmBefore* and get me an edit button you fucking serf
8 years ago at 9:50 pmWatching people shit on you daily brings a smile to my face.
8 years ago at 8:43 amthevaginator’s predicted response: “Watching me shit on her chest brings a smile to your mom’s face.” Is the vag-worthy?
8 years ago at 8:53 amthevaginator’s predicted response: ” *that* give me a fucking edit button you serfs. Now fetch me a beer before I beat your ass.” I think I’ve got the hang of this…
8 years ago at 9:02 amDon’t worry I shit on all of them in real life so I’m not super concerned about it.
8 years ago at 12:35 pmWow I forgot about Samantha Hoopes
8 years ago at 5:07 pmThanks!
Wow I forgot you were alive. Made my day worse. Thanks fuck face!
8 years ago at 6:36 pmWhy does everything you comment make me irrationally angry?
8 years ago at 8:05 pmBet you are a good judge of volume shooters
8 years ago at 5:42 pmmy interview was better
8 years ago at 8:58 pm