Congrats To All The Lawyers In Utah Who Were Emailed A Picture Of Boobies

Socrates Johnson8 years ago

Everyone — man, woman, child, house pet — loves getting a good ol’ fashioned titty pic. And when that titty pic just so happens to be one that they weren’t expecting to receive? Even better! Surprise titties! So you can imagine that when every single lawyer in the state of Utah checked their inboxes on Monday afternoon and opened up an email containing pair of honkers, they were like Catholics on Easter morning.

Just kidding. I should have clarified that almost everyone loves a good ol’ fashioned titty pic. But this is Utah we’re talking about. The land of Mormons and more Mormons. These cats were devastated.

From Fox 13:

The email (shared with FOX 13 by several lawyers) was advertising the Utah State Bar’s annual spring convention in St. George when an image of a woman’s breasts was somehow attached.

The Utah State Bar, which certifies all attorneys in Utah, was mortified and quickly sent out an apology to everyone on the email list.

“We are horrified,” John Baldwin, executive director of the Bar, said in an email. “We are investigating to discover how this occurred. Our goal is to find out what happened and insure [sic] it never happens again.”

Imagine coming home from the office and having to explain to each of your seven wives that you inadvertently gazed upon another woman’s boobies? One doghouse is rough enough but seven? Absolutely brutal.

So, for the sake of Mr. Baldwin and the rest of scarred counselors who were exposed to such indecency, I hope they catch whoever committed this heinous prank.*

*My money’s on Mitt Romney. That dude really is a loose cannon these days..

[via Fox 13]

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