Considering any class after 3 p.m. a great opportunity to practice proper flaskmanship. TFM.

  1. hall

    While I find your addition of the suffix “-manship” to the word flask a unique combination which cleverly evokes the action of drinking as being a type of art or craft, I think that this type of behavior ultimately shouldn’t be turned into a joke as it points to a serious health issue as regards your psyche, namely that the use of alcohol at so early during a weekday, especially during a class for whose lecture you or your parents are paying, is a way of distracting you from more serious but scary issues such as “what will I do when I graduate?” or “what if I don’t find a major I’m passionate about?”.

    Thus, I give this Total Fraternal Movement a C minus for having imagination but lacking the positive outlook we as a community should be harboring. Thank you, and I hope you try again soon, itsaFratastrophe.

    11 years ago at 7:42 pm
      1. hall

        Sir, the potential for mockery which I left open in my initial review of this TFM was not an opportunity to be taken advantage of to show your supposed superiority as you must have thought, but rather a challenge, a celebration if you will, dealing with the fact that while we as brothers might want to poke fun at each other, our mutual respect keeps us from doing so.

        It’s as if I as a shopkeeper left my store for several minutes to use the restroom and trusted that those wishing to visit my place of work would not abuse the privilege the isolation in a business. And you have stolen from me, and I now must ask you to beget me an apology, in public, so that my reputation may be reestablished. Thank you and good day.

        11 years ago at 8:15 pm
    1. hall

      This is an incomplete sentence and so doesn’t completely evoke the full emotional scope of your insult, but it’s condensed enough that it contains a suitable amount of wit. I give your post a B plus, and I encourage you to continue making defamatory remarks in my direction.

      11 years ago at 9:15 pm