I usually try to get my beer shits in the toilet. Also using a cummerbund to wipe is going to be impractical as you’ll need two to three to complete the job. In a pinch I use the stack of money in my wallet in descending order of value. In desperation, I will resort to three-ply TO with aloe if nothing else is available.
picture or it didn’t happen
14 years ago at 8:19 pmshit happened. literally. and you don’t want that picture.
14 years ago at 8:25 pmBeer shits in nakedness. TFM.
14 years ago at 9:00 pmInstead of saying “in the nude,” you went above and beyond with “nakedness.” I like your style!
14 years ago at 5:01 am^http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axCCAUUnUPU
14 years ago at 7:31 amI’m Buzz Lightyear man. To infinity and beyond.
14 years ago at 8:56 amMinnebrota, that link has been used before. Try being original next time. And I wasn’t being sarcastic or satirical, it was a legitimate compliment!
14 years ago at 12:46 pmI haven’t clicked on every link ever posted on TFM to know it was a duplicate, bro.
14 years ago at 2:14 pmActually I bet you do. And I’m not your bro, bro.
14 years ago at 9:39 pmI usually try to get my beer shits in the toilet. Also using a cummerbund to wipe is going to be impractical as you’ll need two to three to complete the job. In a pinch I use the stack of money in my wallet in descending order of value. In desperation, I will resort to three-ply TO with aloe if nothing else is available.
14 years ago at 7:21 amWallet cash as toilet paper is for poors. I wipe my ass with $1000 Treasury bonds.
14 years ago at 9:55 am