Could The Washington Reagans Really Happen?
In a word, no–it’s not going to happen. But a social media proposal of the much-maligned Redskins’ name change to the Washington Reagans is gaining some internet discussion, even if it’s only for fun.
The prevailing argument for the proposed name is simple: Why the fuck not? If there’s a figure who deserves this kind of recognition and esteem, it’s gotta be Reagan. President Reagan is among the most beloved of the former United States presidents. He was likable, a true patriot, a fine leader, a brilliant economist, and an all-around awesome man. As an added bonus, he has a football background.
From The Washington Times:
In his autobiography “An American Life” (1990), the former president discussed his days as captain of his high school football team. He played tackle and guard, and personally described it as “probably a marriage made in heaven.” In his view, it was “as fundamental as anything in life — a collision between two bodies, one determined to advance, the other determined to resist; one man against another man, blocking, tackling, breaking through the line.”
When Reagan attended Eureka College in Illinois, he played guard on the varsity football team — and lettered three times. He also starred in the 1940 biographical film “Knute Rockne: All American” as George Gipp. (If you’ve ever wondered about the origin of Reagan’s popular campaign slogan “Win one for the Gipper,” look no further.)
And finally, Redskins’ owner Dan Snyder is a well-known Republican. It’s just too good to be true.
[via The Washington Times]
Change the name to ‘Washington skinflutes’
10 years ago at 12:41 pm“COULD THE WASHINGTON REAGANS REALLY HAPPEN?”
“In a word, no”
Wow Dorno great fucking article
10 years ago at 12:41 pmDid you stop there? There’s more.
10 years ago at 12:43 pmYes I forgot the “-it’s not going to happen”, the “only just for fun”, and the “too good to be true”
10 years ago at 12:50 pmIs that what you told the young boy in the McDonalds restroom?
10 years ago at 1:13 pmHouse Chef serving up memes with a side of Bacon’s mom.
10 years ago at 2:31 pmIt’s a shame that of all the things going wrong in this country, all the news cares about is the “racist” name of an NFL team
10 years ago at 12:43 pmclickbait
10 years ago at 12:44 pmBest president and the first president to have his name as a sports mascot? Make it happen people.
10 years ago at 12:48 pm*laces up shoes*
10 years ago at 12:58 pmToo much confusion between the team and the Washington Reagan airport. Would never work
10 years ago at 12:50 pm“Dorn likes little boys.” Your so fucking original man. I haven’t seen that before on this site.
10 years ago at 1:00 pmCalling someone out for not being original. I haven’t seen that before on this site.
10 years ago at 1:55 pmCalling someone out for calling someone out for being original. Good one man!
10 years ago at 4:12 pmCalling someone out, for calling a dude out, for calling some kid named “buttchugg” out, for calling out Dorn because he “allegedly” loved young boys in a McDonalds. Like I haven’t seen that scenario a million times. Last time I read it I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.
10 years ago at 9:35 pmFucking libs would flip shit over it
10 years ago at 1:36 pmWhat else is new?
10 years ago at 3:51 pmOk. Yes, TFM has changed certain things throughouy the USA, but, I will tell you this. Here in The South…its always been this way. The Strong conservative/republican point of view, the way we dress, the early tee times, 5in inseams, drinking good whisky, chugging cheap beer, loving Reagan, loving Bush Sr/Jr, dipping a can of good ole’ tobacco, getting our coolers and jizzcannon done by “well off, gorgeous,daddy issues” Southern-belles, knowing how to rage on a cold, calm night in the dead of winter. Knowing how to master a tailgate EVERY SINGLE Saturday. See, we have had these traditions for years. If you were in the right Fraternity (or even knew the right crowd) you would already have known all of this. I know this may seem “cliché” but being fratty is something you slowly mold into throughout your whole life. Mainly because of the way you were raised. So with all of this being said, I think I can speak of the Beautiful South/SEC that TFM has not at all changed anything in my fraternity, they only have magnified what we do. Frat on good sirs. Long live The South.
10 years ago at 4:05 pm^You literally could do all of that in the North.
10 years ago at 4:31 pmBut you’d be a tryhard if you did
10 years ago at 11:32 pmSooo what does this have to do with a football team changing their name?
10 years ago at 5:01 pmHoly shit you suck.
10 years ago at 9:17 am