Couple Breaks Up On Delayed Plane, Smoking Hot Blonde Live Tweets The Whole Fiasco
It’s Sunday night and there’s nothing on TV to help distract you from the fact that tomorrow’s Monday. At least we could hate watch this past season of True Detective. Now nothing. Zilch. Straight up dead period. Thankfully, some dude is helping fill that void and providing top notch entertainment after making the fantastic decision to break up with his girl on a commercial flight, pre-takeoff, and a sexy little blonde number by the name of Kelly Keegs live tweeted the whole thing. Enjoy.
The following contains:
– Strong language.
– Illogical reasoning.
– An overload of hormones.
Viewer discretion is advised.
This guy on the plane just broke up w his girlfriend and she’s SOBBING pic.twitter.com/IW9QVYxXdB
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 23, 2015
Guy: “is this really a surprise? Are you seriously surprised at this information?”
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Girl: “Great. JUST GREAT. I’m so glad I paid 40 extra dollars to be on this fucking flight with you”
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Guy: I don’t care. Girl: IM GLAD YOU DONT CARE
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Girl: “ITS JUST SO MEAN. DO I DESERVE THIS? WHY ARE TOU BRINGING THIS UP”
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
“I don’t want to be this girl. I don’t want to be her. I want to be my best for you and YOU WONT LET ME”
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
“Is that what you’re starting to do with me? Just slow fade me OUT? Just like the others?”
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
This is the greatest plane delay I’ve ever had
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Girl: “you don’t even understand why I’m FUCKING SAD. YOU HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT ME”
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Girl: “Why is this so easy for you? It’s just THAT FUCKING EASY? What do you want from me?”
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
**loud sobs**
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Very stoic few minutes pic.twitter.com/eyt4YDlEj3
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Girl: “well what makes you so FUCKING SPECIAL?”
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Girl: “you should probably just stop talking. Just stop TALKING!!”
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
“I’m going to ask Charlotte. I’m going to ask her the minute we get home and we’ll see if your STORIES MATCH” (Omg scandal who’s Charlotte?)
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Guy: “I can’t discuss this anymore.” Girl: “so I’m not worth your time????”
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
**silent sobs, lots of sniffling**
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
What the fuck? Now they’re making out. I’m not kidding
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
What a twist! Is Shyamalan writing street performances now?
We took off, they immediately ordered SIX vodkas and Bloody Mary mix for the 50 minute flight and chugged them in silence between makeouts
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Just a complete roller-coaster ride. From the lowest of lows to depths previously unimaginable to the human psyche, plane breakup had it all. Are we better for it? Absolutely not, but it helped with the Sunday scaries for a good five or so minutes, and we discovered another absolute dime piece in the girl tweeting, Kelly Keegs.
Kel, I have a bit of a reputation as a queen-maker as of late. Play your cards right, and the possibilities are endless..
I move to get
10 years ago at 10:03 pmKelly as IGBOTD.
That guy’s pink flamingo shorts. TFM.
10 years ago at 10:06 pmhttp://m.champssports.com/index.cfm?uri=product&model=242409&sku=59377010
10 years ago at 10:35 pmShow us her tits
10 years ago at 10:25 pmNot sure what this has to do with Greek life
10 years ago at 10:53 pmNo wonder he is breaking up with her if her first response is to make big deal about the fact that she paid 40 bucks to get on that flight with him
10 years ago at 10:56 pmI will automatically thumbs down all of your comments due to your Airforce boot camp picture.
10 years ago at 3:56 amWhat branch are you in Rodney?
10 years ago at 6:21 amCoast Guard reserves.
10 years ago at 8:56 amMarines
10 years ago at 9:55 amWe all have the same enemy, Rodney.
10 years ago at 8:08 amBased on his handle I’m guessing that’s a little more than boot camp
10 years ago at 8:42 amHey guy, you know the three rowdy gents who took down an AK-47-wielding terrorist in France? Yeah one of them went to Air Force boot camp. As a Marine, I will thumbs up anything from any servicemember. Your dad should have worn a cock poncho when he had a threesome with a hooker and a donkey in Tijuana, you piece of shit.
10 years ago at 8:55 amYeah that’s why he got sliced up. But he’s lucky it was 3 v. 1
10 years ago at 9:57 amThanks for letting me know man
10 years ago at 9:07 pmSmoking hott blonde?? Well I sure wouldn’t be mad about more proof
10 years ago at 11:06 pmLooks like they’re experiencing some turbulence in their relationship.
10 years ago at 11:54 pmDan, you obvi are not a Walking Dead fan.
10 years ago at 7:02 amWhen are we opening the floor for discussion of the flamingo shorts sitting next to TFM’s newest field reporter?
10 years ago at 8:40 amDeclaring yourself a bit of a queen-maker as of late. TFM.
10 years ago at 10:16 am