Craigslist Ad For Jet Ski Promises Topless Chicks, Plentiful Poon

Harrison Lee10 years ago

Are you looking to buy a new toy this summer for the lake or beach? How about a jet ski? If that interests you, I have the deal of a lifetime for you. My buddy from OU shot me over what might be one of the greatest Craigslist ads ever.

One Memphis man has decided that it is time for him to part ways with his used 1984 Kawasaki. However, this is no ordinary used Kawasaki. After reading the description, you’re going to want to buy this thing.

From Craigslist:

1984 Kawasaki X2 with a 18 horse outboard johnson. Sumbeech will fly. Nicknamed the honey hauler for a good reason. Float up to the beach on this bad boy and the hoes will flock. Happens to me every year. Every summer it’s the same old thing, give me a ride they say.. “I’ll take my bikini top off” they say, but it doesn’t end there. Will this 1984 saki powered by a 18hp two stroke johnson you’ll feel like breaking bad mixing the oil and gasoline. Plus that extra seat and power means you can load this baby up with all the biggest beach whales without lag… (Trust me, I know.)

This wave slammer hauls!! If the girl doesn’t take her top off, that’s okay ’cause the wind will blow it off for sure. 40 year old virgin? Girlfriend of wife cut you off at home? No problem. This is the ship for you, mate. Built in 1984 the engineers had poon magnet clearly spec’d on the buildsheet. This ain’t no fishin’ boat but it’s been hauling pink-snapper for years. This is a bachelors dream right here and you wont find a better price for this mini-yacht – one easy (reduced) payment of $350. I hate to see her go but it’s time to let some other guy take this gem down to tuna town.
This boat will make her wet guys… My loss is your gain.

2014 ‘drill-kota’ included – hand crafted by yours truly. (Made in America)

He’s got me sold. Try and out-bid me for this thing..

[via Craigslist]

h/t DEJ1S