My mother always told me that I have seemingly always had the ability "to fall into a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose." TFM.

13 years ago
  2. The_ChiIis_Guy

    You know what Outkast always says, “Roses really smell like poo, poo, poo…”

    13 years ago at 7:41 pm
  3. superwayne

    I am going to stick my dick into a bucket of shit so that is smells like roses. And, then, I am going to take Bacon’s face, and stick it in the same bucket of shit. So it smells like roses, but also my dick. Then I am going to make HotPiece eat the bucket of shit. So her mouth smells like roses when she blows me. But it’ll also smell like Bacon. Both the person and the food. I love to eat bacon. It will be wonderful.

    13 years ago at 7:58 pm
  6. StraightUpEverclear

    All I read was, “Trying to put it in her pink and accidentally putting it in her stink. TFM.”

    13 years ago at 9:39 am
  7. aristokratico

    I’m sure your mom also told you it wasn’t your fault when your dad walked out. Both were lies.

    13 years ago at 9:52 am