For the last time, repeatedly failing (or failure in general) is not frat. What happened to Greeks priding themselves on having a higher average GPA than non-Greek students? Fuck you, intern. I hope Bacon and Dorn are extra rough with you today.
Yeah, your dad is FAF for buying a new boat with money that was supposed to go towards your college. He’s smart for pulling the plug on your stupid ass. BTW, I’ll have that steak cooked medium rare and I won’t even leave your pathetic ass a tip.
So you fail out of college “for the last time” as in it has happened more than once and now your dad purchases a boat, names it after your catastrophic failure to complete the simple task of graduating college, sails it in mockery of the sorry excuse for a male he used to call a son, and we are all supposed to think this is frat? Most NF thing I have ever read.
I’m going to give you the benefit of the doubt here and say that this is fabricated and that you were perhaps trying to get on this week’s Fail Friday, but the Intern was too fucking retarded to realize that.
For the last time, repeatedly failing (or failure in general) is not frat. What happened to Greeks priding themselves on having a higher average GPA than non-Greek students? Fuck you, intern. I hope Bacon and Dorn are extra rough with you today.
11 years ago at 11:40 amThis is the exact opposite of frat. You don’t go to college anymore. You’re no longer in your fraternity. Sink the boat and kill yourself.
11 years ago at 11:43 amFail Monday?
11 years ago at 11:53 amNF. At all.
11 years ago at 11:57 amYeah, your dad is FAF for buying a new boat with money that was supposed to go towards your college. He’s smart for pulling the plug on your stupid ass. BTW, I’ll have that steak cooked medium rare and I won’t even leave your pathetic ass a tip.
11 years ago at 12:03 pmNot leaving a tip is a TBlackM and also NF.
11 years ago at 1:47 pmSo you fail out of college “for the last time” as in it has happened more than once and now your dad purchases a boat, names it after your catastrophic failure to complete the simple task of graduating college, sails it in mockery of the sorry excuse for a male he used to call a son, and we are all supposed to think this is frat? Most NF thing I have ever read.
11 years ago at 12:04 pmYea, and to top it all off, he has limp nipples!
11 years ago at 1:36 pmThis is fucking horrible and probably would have been on Fail Friday a year ago… What happened to the family tradition of being successful?
11 years ago at 12:58 pmHow the fuck is this not a Fail Friday?
11 years ago at 2:31 pmI’m going to give you the benefit of the doubt here and say that this is fabricated and that you were perhaps trying to get on this week’s Fail Friday, but the Intern was too fucking retarded to realize that.
11 years ago at 3:11 pmYour father is FAF, you sir, however, are pathetic.
11 years ago at 3:30 pm