Dan Bilzerian Absolutely Destroys “Millionaire Matchmaker” Casting Agent In Email
“Millionaire Matchmaker” is a television show wherein Patti Stanger–the host of the show and acclaimed matchmaker–matches millionaires with gold diggers potential mates. It’s a simple concept, really. The show recently reached out to everyone’s favorite, philanthropic porn star chucker to appear on an episode and partake in the matchmaking process.
It would seem, to me anyway, they’re barking up the wrong tree to begin with. Is Dan the type that needs to be set up with anyone? It would appear that he’s doing pretty well on his own.
Anyway, Dan declined the offer in a very Dan Bilzerian way–with just a tinge of asshole. Below is the email he sent to a member of the show’s casting crew, which we have obtained fucking exclusively.
Suffice it to say, Dan will not be appearing on the show. Did Dan do it again or did Dan do it again? (Dan did it again.)
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10 years ago at 5:53 pm10 years ago at 6:00 pm
Haha how did I know this would get ripped to shreds.
10 years ago at 6:04 pmJust quit talking guy.
10 years ago at 6:12 pmI’m not your guy, bitch.
10 years ago at 6:30 pmJust hold on there, chief.
10 years ago at 7:28 pm10 years ago at 6:18 pm
All the right gifs at all the right times
10 years ago at 9:25 pmDan Bilzerian comparing “Hitler speaking at a civil rights convention” to Millionaire Matchmaker. TFM.
10 years ago at 5:55 pmCan we stop restating in the comments something in the article with TFM at the end? We know it’s a TFM, Dorno puts in there for a reason. You’re like a yes-man/lacky that just screams “YEAH” after the Bond villain says something real, while you ride his coat tails and suck his dick at the same time. I guess what I’m trying to say is, shut your mouth unless you have something to add, like a dick joke.
10 years ago at 6:51 pmK
10 years ago at 7:04 pmcan you stop existing? it’s a First Amendment thing.
10 years ago at 7:32 pm“We know it’s a TFM, Dorno puts in there for a reason.”
Not necessarily, you presumptuous fuck.
10 years ago at 8:17 pmThree swings and a miss.
10 years ago at 10:56 pmForcing lame commenters with worthless input to either add a dick joke or shut the fuck up…..TFM.
10 years ago at 3:28 amDan Bilzerian always keeps it real.
10 years ago at 5:56 pmAnd by “exclusively,” you mean off his twitter
10 years ago at 5:57 pmexactly
10 years ago at 6:03 pmDorn, is it fine if I match your mother up with a million of my sperm? Okay cool thanks.
10 years ago at 6:12 pm10 years ago at 8:58 am
Seems legit.
10 years ago at 8:47 amStating “with all due respect” before telling someone to go fuck themselves. TFM.
10 years ago at 6:01 pmWith all due respect, Fuck Canada.
10 years ago at 10:54 pmWhy does it say you’re from BC? You just insulted your own country for internet hits. Think about that for a second. You are a fucking disgrace. Reevaluate your life, your worthless fucking worm.
10 years ago at 11:43 pmWell that wasn’t very Canadian of you.
10 years ago at 12:50 amWhy don’t you two fuck each other already, jesus.
10 years ago at 12:57 amCanada. NF.
10 years ago at 10:51 am^^ Makes me laugh! Canda. NF. Nuff said haha
10 years ago at 2:45 pmI was born in the states…
10 years ago at 3:29 am“With all due respect, that idea ain’t worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin gettin’ it on.” -Ricky Bobby
10 years ago at 2:04 amTRickyBobbyM
10 years ago at 9:53 amSounds like Dorn has a hard-on for Dan
10 years ago at 6:08 pmMaybe if Dan was 30 years younger
10 years ago at 7:02 pm“My highschool guidance councilor told me I’d never amount to anything and he may be right, but I doubt he had 3 girls blow him at once.” Dan Bilzerian. TFM.
10 years ago at 6:11 pmCounselor*
10 years ago at 6:12 pmfuck my life.
10 years ago at 6:36 pmIf your spelling is any indication, it looks like you’re already on that path.
10 years ago at 8:23 pmYes Bilzerian is the man but the woman he is referencing, not bad. Look her up, Stephanie Dahl…big ol titties
10 years ago at 6:23 pmDan continues to outdo himself each week and it’s fucking glorious.
10 years ago at 6:30 pmFuck pike
10 years ago at 7:06 pm