Dan Bilzerian Throws Hot, Naked Girl Off Roof By The Vagina, She Almost Dies
Our buddy Dan Bilzerian has a penchant for two things: making a metric fuck-ton of money, and using all that moolah to do extreme things some men only dream of. Occasionally, he gives the world a glimpse into his glorious life on Instagram, too.
Yesterday evening, he offered up one of the best glimpses in recent memory. Situated atop a roof that appears to be somewhere in the hills of Los Angeles, Bilzerian seemingly got the urge to show off his strength and assert some male dominance for a crowd of onlookers, who surrounded a pool below.
What did he do?
Well, he picked up the hottest girl I’ve ever seen in my life by her vagina and chucked her off the roof and into the pool. Conveniently, she just so happened to be completely naked. This makes sense, because apparently she’s a porn star.
Due to Instagram’s non-discerning no nudity policy, the video was removed overnight from Bilzerian’s friend’s account (@mister_keating). Luckily, though, I had the foresight to think that might happen, so I snapped some screenshots to preserve the throw in all its glory.
Here’s how the awesome toss unfolded:
What you might see in the last image is the chick, Janice Griffith, clutching Bilzerian’s shirt–a move I can attest he told her not to pull, as he was getting ready to launch her into the pool 15 feet below. After she released her grip, she just barely cleared the edge of the pool. I’ll admit, when she was in midair, I thought she was in for a rough landing. I’m pretty sure Bilzerian did, too, as he yelled, “Oh, shit!”
I broke my foot today.
— Janice Griffith (@thejanicexxx) April 24, 2014
She was lucky to get away with only a broken foot, but I guess that’s what happens when you don’t listen to something a millionaire tells you to do.
Party on, DB. Party on.
[via Instagram]
Pornstar skeet shooting brought to you by Dan Bilzerian. Brings a whole new meaning to the sport.
11 years ago at 1:12 pmWell done. Someone get this man another beer.
11 years ago at 1:16 pmYet another thing to add to my bucket list.
11 years ago at 1:17 pmShould’ve grabbed her like a bowling ball..
11 years ago at 1:38 pmAmerica
11 years ago at 1:43 pmLaces out? He prefers laces off.
11 years ago at 2:25 pmThe progression of her facial expression seems similar to that of Obama supporters throughout his presidency
11 years ago at 3:19 pmHalf of them don’t even know who Biden is.
11 years ago at 5:39 pmI found a neato video with no relation to this article whatsoever. http://dnevnik.hr/showbuzz/omg/bogatas-dan-bilzerian-zamalo-ubio-porno-glumicu—333200.html
11 years ago at 3:24 pmgood man.
11 years ago at 7:37 pmBe on the lookout for Janice Griffith’s new film “Cocks and Crutches”
11 years ago at 3:52 pm