Dan Bilzerian’s Hilariously Apathetic Government Mandated PSA Has Been Released
11 years ago

I’ve watched a lot of PSA videos in my day, and this is, by far, the most excited I’ve ever seen a human being to be partaking in one.

Holy hell, he could not have been more apathetic. He might as well have come right out and said, “Fuck you,” to the judge that ordered him to do this. He’s like a monotone high school history teacher on pain killers. He genuinely looks like he wants to die.

In a half-assed act of defiance, he also posted an outtake from the PSA on his Instagram account.

For full Government mandated PSA, link in bio #JailisBad

A video posted by Dan Bilzerian (@danbilzerian) on

Whether you’re a Dan fan or a Bilzerian hater, you have to admit the painting behind him is a respectable work of art.

  2. Since there is no forums to create a topic of my choosing by pairing two shitty things together. 1. This article is garbage. 2. Your app is garbage, fix it.

    11 years ago at 4:45 pm
      1. SackMaster

        I still can’t watch videos embedded in articles, it literally, wait.. Figuratively, shits itself.

        11 years ago at 5:20 pm
      4. MWickham

        Update to the latest version of iOS. Apple has blatant disregard for supporting older versions of iOS. There’s a bug specifically with the videos on our app when it’s installed on the older version. If you update, it will work.

        11 years ago at 8:09 pm
  3. maroonandgold

    Dorn has a boy fetish, Bolen has a Bilzerian fetish. Everybody’s got something I guess.

    11 years ago at 4:53 pm
  4. DongOnTitties

    If you look really closely, you can see the entire TFM Staff taking turns sucking his dick throughout the video. And kudos to Bolen for not neglecting the balls, real veteran move there.

    11 years ago at 4:59 pm
  5. Shut up Meg

    Wtf was hilarious about that. Wasnt even any tits in there for make up for how much of a try hard he us.

    11 years ago at 5:01 pm
  6. Perfect_Cell

    Aaaand I was thinking there was hope for you, Bolen. Gotta keep it up with TFMs “rim jobs for Dan” weekly campaign

    11 years ago at 6:05 pm
  8. That White Kid

    Ya this guy is so cool because he has a ton of cars and hot strippers and guns n’ stuff, there’s no way that if I inherited a few mil from my parents I could do any of that stuff.

    11 years ago at 7:01 pm