My mom asked my 13 year old little brother what he wanted for Christmas. His reply was "a slampiece". TFM.

  1. fratgrenade

    i didnt know mirrors hadnt been invented in georgia. otherwise he wouldve known hes from the south and obviously way too ugly for that to ever happen to him.

    14 years ago at 7:53 pm
    1. fratgrenade

      funny how whenever the south gets insulted, the rednecks like you immediately deal with your insecurities by calling anyone who contests what you say a GDI. go ahead and call me a “dumb as shit GDI” if it makes you feel better, i understand it must really suck to be from the south.

      14 years ago at 8:18 pm
    2. Frathens, GA

      No it doesn’t. born and raised and love every bit of it. I don’t care that your from the north, your post was just the dumbest thing i have ever read on this site. Stay Classy

      14 years ago at 8:25 pm
    3. fratgrenade

      if my post was really the dumbest thing youve ever read on this site then you definitely havent spent more than a combined total of maybe 80 seconds on this site. and youve probably never left the south. come to california and ill show you how to party, then send you back so you can spread the word and put all the rednecks in their place.

      14 years ago at 8:37 pm
    4. Merry Fratmas

      south is the best. fratgrenade, have fun getting cargo shorts for chirstmas.

      14 years ago at 8:42 pm
    5. 1868

      fratgrenade you are the one who started talking shit in the first place. NF. The south is where great frats started and continue to frat hard. Go back to your surf boards and cargo shorts you GDI

      14 years ago at 9:39 pm
    6. fratgrenade

      clearly neither of you have ever been to california. nobody wears cargos here. and our state is way richer and our girls are way hotter and we party way harder. im soooooo happy im not an ugly southerner.

      14 years ago at 9:57 pm
    7. Some asshole

      Your state has the biggest deficit in the nation. Hardly rich. That’s what you get for electing liberal incompetents.

      14 years ago at 10:15 pm
    8. fratgrenade

      hahahah ok. ya our state government is getting rocked, but our median household income is waaaaaayyyy higher than any SEC state. mississippi, arkansas, alabama, kentucky, tennessee, south carolina, and louisiana are all consistently in the bottom ten. california? almost always top ten. most recently, #9. sooo ya nice try mr. asshole. wanna give it another shot?

      14 years ago at 10:35 pm
    9. PA born and PA bred

      Listen Geed, I am from the north and I recognized that the south does it big. I would take a southern belle over and a Cali girl anyday (although I would take a Cali girl over a northeastern girl). The point is that ignorant comments like the ones you make are not needed. There is a difference between southern and redneck. We have plenty of rednecks in PA (which is in the north, goat), but few southern gents.

      14 years ago at 12:50 am
    10. fratgrenade

      listen, mr. PA born, you need to recognize that we are 90% hated by these morons. ive been to college in the south (ole miss), pledged a frat (a top tier one too before that insult comes up) and decided on my own to drop and go back to CA. truuuuuuust me man, outside of texas, frats in the south are literally ALL TALK. i guarantee you threw down harder in PA in highschool than these guys do in college. i’m begging you as a fellow non southerner to not let this site, or the reputation of southern frats, brainwash you into thinking these guys are worth their salt. their culture contradicts itself in soooo many ways. as a guy who has lived in CA, MS, TX, and has pledged a frat in the south, AND visited almost every US state (47/50), i can say from firsthand experience that SEC frats are the biggest scam ever. do yourself a favor and stay in PA!

      14 years ago at 12:59 am
    11. 1868

      now you’re begging for someone to be on your side? listen man I have lived all around because my dad was in the army. From California to Germany and I am currently in SC. It is by far my favorite place to live. Fratting hard is what the people here are raised to do and I am sure as hell glad that I moved here at the right time to rush. Stay on the other side of the country in your liberal state and don’t start talking shit you fucking geed

      14 years ago at 6:00 am
    12. fratgrenade

      not begging him to be on my side, just trying to save a fellow non-southerner. by SC i’m assuming you mean South Carolina, SC means southern california, so dont make that mistake again. obviously anywhere in america is better than germany, but you mustve not lived in a very good place in california. or you may have been too young to really decide what place you would want to live in. or you just werent cool or good looking enough to be accepted in california. or youre just making all this up to sound experienced for credibility. i dont know. but what i do know, is i have lived most my life in california, a significant time in mississippi, and a little bit of time in texas. i pledged at ole miss and it was gay as fuck. in california, “fratting” is about partying hard, having fun, pulling hot girls, and getting fucked up. in the south it’s about being a “gentleman”, spending all your money on preppy clothes to make people think you’re mature, and cutting the fun short by getting married straight out of college. guess what rednecks, college is about partying your cock off and fucking til your dick is numb. all you idiots who think that your greek letters or your all polo wardrobe will get you a job should definitely plan on staying in the south. everywhere else in america will judge you for who you ARE not who you KNOW…and that’s why every southern state is poor as shit and waaaayyy behind culturally.

      14 years ago at 7:27 am
    13. First.Finest.Forever

      Aw, fratgrenade, I’m sorry we didn’t like you and you had such a bad time! It seems like you really like California, and I hope you stay there. (Took a line from Barbara, a true lady, but you don’t even know what “a true lady” is and I won’t bother explaining it to you because you’ll never see one in California anyways.)

      14 years ago at 12:50 pm
    14. fratgrenade

      nah it was more like i didnt like you guys and was sick of trying to teach you how to party so i bailed. i had to lower my standards, both for girls and for the guys i made as friends because, well there really wasnt much quality to be found. come to CA and try to fit into the social scene you inbred rednecks, i’ll bow down and call you master if you can impress any decent frat on the west coast with either your appearance or personality. and that is an awesome fucking picture. girls looking hot without trying. see we dont need to decorate ourselves with country club clothes and sun dresses and pounds of makeup to be good looking. your “classy” southern sense of fashion just screams insecure to everyone else in the world.

      14 years ago at 5:13 pm
    15. 1868

      well bud im gonna end with this. I agree with you, southern frats are gentlemen so thanks for that man. I would rather have a lovely southern belle on my arm and be a gentleman than “fucking till my dick is numb” so you can stay in cali and enjoy that. Oh and im PRETTY sure that SC is South Carolina. Southern California is sweet but its not SC. But hey you got Hollister and all that stuff to enjoy so just keep it there on the west coast.

      14 years ago at 5:26 pm
    16. Obama only gets handjobs

      Why bother stooping down to his level. Who gives a fuck what one person says. Why does it matter about what something says about you if you don’t respect him. I could give a fuck less what fratgrenade has to say about the south. I love the south and will probably never leave. Fuck what anyone else says. Im mature enough to know that not everyone is going to agree with my opinion.

      14 years ago at 5:38 pm
    17. Forgot To Pull The Pin, Esq.

      More like faggaynade. HA! See what I did there? What are the three states you haven’t visited? I’d like to go shake the hands of the men that govern them. While I’m at it, we’ll have a cold bud, a mint dip (9/10 dentists recommend it) and talk about states’ rights.

      Oh, and yes, I can probably go do that since my dad is a senator.

      BOOM. Done.

      14 years ago at 3:22 pm
    18. slampiece

      fratgrenade youre obvioulsy just way to insecure about your own appearance to be bashing on any guy from the south, and dont have eyes if you think california girls top southern girls. and dumbshit, SC is south carolina. im from texas and go to school in SC and ill take one of my gentlemen fratdaddys over your moron self any day. frats in the south go way harder. get your cock sucking cali ass off this site you geed

      14 years ago at 10:56 am
    19. Fratgrenade

      Ignore my posts everybody. I had a momentary lapse of my own judgement and forgot that I am indeed a buttplug. sorry for those of you I offended, I hate myself for being such a shitknocker

      14 years ago at 11:13 am
    20. fratgrenade

      hahahaha a southern person thought they were smart and used my name…pretty fuckin clever. have fun being ugly, yall.

      14 years ago at 2:33 am