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The Doctor Who Was Dragged Off That United Flight Is Actually A Huge Creep

david dao united airlines

Needless to say you’ve heard of the guy who was beaten and pulled off of a United Airlines flight when he refused to give up his seat to a bunch of United employees traveling on their company vouchers. This dude’s dominating the internet right now.

This story resonates with anyone who has ever traveled by air, which is a terrible and dehumanizing experience. Well, not for me, because my dad is a senior executive at a multi-billion dollar company and gets enough airline perks that I always fly first or business, but I have heard of the travails of the lower class and I sympathize with their plight. If I were ever deprived of my free pre- and mid-flight Bloody Marys, I’d be chanting “Just kill me” too.

That’s kind of a strange thing to mumble when you’ve been dragged out of your seat so violently that you’re bleeding by a large corporation, right? If it were me, I’d be recording all of it and going straight to my lawyer, because I’d be about to retire on that settlement.

Well, turns out this guy’s not so innocent.

From The New York Post:

Dr. David Dao, 69, who was captured in a now-viral video being forcibly dragged off the Louisville-bound flight at Chicago’s O’Hare Airport on Sunday, was working as a doctor specializing in pulmonary disease in Elizabethtown when he was convicted of trading prescription drugs for sexual favors.

The board’s probe into the criminal charges found that Dao became sexually interested in a male patient, Brian Case, whom he gave a physical examination to, including a genital examination, and whom he eventually made his office manager.

Holy fuck. Being a fellow doctor (shhh… play along), I expected this guy could become this generation’s much less important, airplane version of Rosa Parks, someone who could finally stick it to the whole stupid airline industry. But no, he turned out to be a creepy weirdo. Figures.

Typically, most people will ignore the strange complications in this case and project their own bullshit on the story long after it is relevant. But personally, I’m more than a little disappointed. Is it too much to expect an old guy being dragged kicking and screaming down the aisle of an airplane to be a normal dude?

If I were a lawyer, I’d still represent him. There’s big money to be made here, weirdo or not.

[via The New York Post]

Image via YouTube/The Sydney Morning Herald

  1. Edgar_Allen_Bro24

    There is a counter argument that the guy was still dragged off a plane, regardless of past. I can certain see that side of the issue, as really no one deserves to be treated like that. Regardless someone was wronged here, and United will definitely be paying for it.

    However, if this guy was a pedophile, I don’t think anyone would be defending him.

    9 years ago at 2:42 pm
    1. Magnum_Dong

      He wasn’t a pedophile, he was diddling adults. However a diddler of adults is still a diddler nonetheless

      9 years ago at 3:06 pm
    2. BobMotherFuckingBarker

      I mean yeah, the guys a scumbag, but that’s irrelevant to this case. The airline workers didn’t know that at the time, and I’m sure that this info was planted by united in a desperate pr Hail Mary.

      9 years ago at 3:45 pm
      1. CantDriveDixieDown

        its actually against the law for a doctor to have sex with one of his patients

        9 years ago at 5:46 pm
  2. WhatWouldFratJesusDo

    Casually dropping your fathers job title and monetary value… TFM

    9 years ago at 3:01 pm
  3. DarthGator

    This will probably get down voted, but the guy was asked to leave by representatives, then asked/told to leave by Police. Right, wrong, or indifferent, telling a police officer “no” is not going to end well in any situation.

    United wasn’t in the right, but given the hand this guy was dealt, his reaction wasn’t right either.

    9 years ago at 3:03 pm
    1. Bush Light

      Agreed. Is that really how a 69 year old adult acts? That’s honestly more concerning to me than getting dragged off. Conduct yourself like the adult you’re supposed to be and this shit won’t happen. They shouldn’t have dragged him off like that, no, but screaming like that and lying dead legged as you’re dragged down the isle is extremely childish and sad.

      9 years ago at 4:52 pm
      1. Qwertyuioplmn

        He paid for a seat fair and square just like everyone else. Just because you’re a pussy that does whatever you’re told doesn’t mean he is

        9 years ago at 4:31 am
    2. Dr. Dao

      No. United Airrines right. I sign contract of adhesion. Give dem right to make me reave if dey want I shood reave.

      9 years ago at 9:17 pm
      1. CanadianB4C0N

        What went through your head that ended in the decision “this parody account is a good idea?”

        9 years ago at 1:26 am
  4. Gerald R. Ford

    Nothing beats Air Force One, you can even fall down the stairs multiple times.

    9 years ago at 3:30 pm
    1. TheOldMan

      You’re not funny, but I admire you for staying with your schtik. Unfortunately, you’ve built your act around the least funny president since Calvin Coolidge.

      9 years ago at 6:54 am
  5. Hog Johnson

    Why don’t you do a background check on the person who mistakenly overbooked the flight instead of the victim. Now everybody is gonna flame this dude about his past hahaha.

    9 years ago at 3:51 pm
    1. daddyslittlegirl

      It wasn’t a mistake. They overbook all the time with the hope that someone will miss their flight.

      9 years ago at 1:03 am
      1. StillBlacked

        Which is scummy as hell, and honestly probably worse overall effect on the world than what this dude was charged with

        9 years ago at 12:27 pm
      2. daddyslittlegirl

        See I just don’t think it’s that bad that they overbook. If they say the flight is overbooked just get on the next one. Ask them to bump you to business class for the inconvenience. Or get some free alcohol out of it.

        9 years ago at 1:34 pm
    1. Dr. Dao

      Awwww you make-a fun a me! Wer I know Kung-Fu! Joke on you muthafuckaaaahahha!

      9 years ago at 9:18 pm
  6. Fratty Couples PGA

    There was a reason they picked him to be deplaned. That algorithm probably employs some kind of background check.

    9 years ago at 5:55 pm
    1. Dr. Dao

      merica free country. suck on your background check. and deez hairy nuts!!! ahahaha

      9 years ago at 8:22 am