Dayton Students Throw Another Epic Rager After Dayton Basketball Advances To The Elite 8

Rob Fox11 years ago

It’s over. It’s official. Fuck you if you disagree. Dayton has won the NCAA Tournament. No, they haven’t won the actual tournament, not yet anyway, but in terms of winning over America, and having the most fun, this Cinderalla has made the tournament all theirs. As long as Dayton is alive, they are America’s sweetheart. If Dayton somehow takes down overall no. 1 seed Florida tomorrow and advances to the Final Four, the country will rejoice, and the city of Dayton may burn to the ground. The Ghetto will be ground zero of the most destructive and glorious sports riot Ohio has ever seen. It will be a couch genocide. At this point I’m rooting for the Flyers just to see what their students do next.

After taking down Stanford in the Sweet 16, Dayton students once again took to the streets of The Ghetto and did what exactly what they were supposed to do: rage.

No one is having more fun than Dayton right now. Well done boys and girls. I really, really hope the Flyers go all the way now, and if they do, I’ll see you on CNN.