This column was posted at 9:35am MST, I am glad that you are at work early and having fun posting pictures of houses covered in Christmas Lights…but you have one goddamn job and that is to post a Fail Friday column in a timely manner. You clearly can never get this shit done, so please participate in one of the following:
Lick a flagpole during the next lightning storm
Have Ruger Dern defecate on your mother and your face
Play Russian Roulette with your imaginary friend
Play Hide-N-Go-Seek with the same imaginary friend in Antarctica
Smell a Scratch-n-Sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
Adopt several fully grown male pit-bulls and stuff your pants with raw hamburger meat
Move to Siberia
Give a Kodiak Bear a hug
Drink the water in Chernobyl
Become a Cleveland Browns fan
Ride your favorite roller coaster without a seatbelt
Play frogger on the highway during rush hour
Eat a bowl full of rusty screws for breakfast….no milk
Watch every episode of the six season show Lost, then please explain to me the point of it
Set a rat trap off on your junk
Perform a colonoscopy on a wild great white shark
Skydive without a parachute
Go to the moon without a space helmet
Yell bomb in an airport (I hear Guantanamo Bay is really nice this time of year)
Try Bear Grylls homemade white wine
or
Have the Fail Friday Column done on time every Goddamn Friday
This really brightened up my morning
11 years ago at 10:41 amI could be wrong, but I believe something might have been done here…
11 years ago at 3:59 pmPledge labor. TFM.
11 years ago at 10:45 amDear intern,
This column was posted at 9:35am MST, I am glad that you are at work early and having fun posting pictures of houses covered in Christmas Lights…but you have one goddamn job and that is to post a Fail Friday column in a timely manner. You clearly can never get this shit done, so please participate in one of the following:
Lick a flagpole during the next lightning storm
Have Ruger Dern defecate on your mother and your face
Play Russian Roulette with your imaginary friend
Play Hide-N-Go-Seek with the same imaginary friend in Antarctica
Smell a Scratch-n-Sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
Adopt several fully grown male pit-bulls and stuff your pants with raw hamburger meat
Move to Siberia
Give a Kodiak Bear a hug
Drink the water in Chernobyl
Become a Cleveland Browns fan
Ride your favorite roller coaster without a seatbelt
Play frogger on the highway during rush hour
Eat a bowl full of rusty screws for breakfast….no milk
Watch every episode of the six season show Lost, then please explain to me the point of it
Set a rat trap off on your junk
Perform a colonoscopy on a wild great white shark
Skydive without a parachute
Go to the moon without a space helmet
Yell bomb in an airport (I hear Guantanamo Bay is really nice this time of year)
Try Bear Grylls homemade white wine
or
Have the Fail Friday Column done on time every Goddamn Friday
11 years ago at 11:18 amDo fucking less, guy
11 years ago at 4:00 pmYou could’ve finished your very own fail friday in the amount of time it took to write that… stop trying so hard.
11 years ago at 6:53 pmFuck it.
11 years ago at 11:30 amI’ll take “Times to be glad you’re not the treasurer” for $1000 Alex.
11 years ago at 1:41 pmSig Chi PSU, you guys suck.
11 years ago at 4:21 pmPikes getting a little too festive.
11 years ago at 4:26 pmPike always go hard in the christmas lights department. Don’t get me wrong, I hate them, but god damn it do I respect their holiday cheer
11 years ago at 8:31 pmRudolph got lynched lol
11 years ago at 12:01 amThis was good.
11 years ago at 11:31 am