During the summer my slampiece and mom fight over who gets to iron my shirts. I'm lying, they're Brooks Brothers non-irons. TFM.

  1. Nitro Hazelton

    I feel like everyone who doesn’t like this post is more than likely in a bottom-tier fraternity.

    13 years ago at 1:48 pm
    1. Periwinkle Shorts

      Brooks Brothers non iron shirts are the best dress shirts. I feel sorry for you if you have never had the opportunity (what the fuck are your wearing instead?) to wear one.

      13 years ago at 9:34 pm
    2. Nitro Hazelton

      Periwinkle Shorts is right, although his name makes me question his sexuality.

      13 years ago at 5:34 pm
  2. Manchild

    During the summer, your slampiece is inflatable and your mother regrets the day you were born. I’m lying, that’s all year.

    13 years ago at 9:29 pm