Derek Jeter Denies Giving Gift Baskets Filled With Jeter Memorabilia To One Night Stands
NO JEETS!
In a recent interview with New York Magazine, Derek Jeter, the soon to be retired, future hall of fame, New York Yankee shortstop took some time to loosen up and, among other things, address a particular three year old rumor that I’m assuming most people wish were true, because it’s the type of thing that makes the world a little brighter.
The Post once claimed that after sleeping with women, Jeter would leave a gift basket of signed memorabilia in the car taking the “conquest” home. He’s avoided commenting on the item for three years. But he’s still annoyed. “Like I’m giving them signed baseballs and pictures of myself on the way out! Who comes up with a story like that?” He laughs, incredulous. “It said the reason people found out was because I gave the same girl the same basket and I had forgotten I’d given her one—like there are so many people coming through I forgot!”
Even if the gift basket rumor isn’t true, it does little to diminish Jeter’s legendary sexual history. If anything, the gift basket move — if it’s actually something Jeter does/did — is just a reallllll slow home run trot.
The gift basket thing always seemed like a stretch, if only because that’s a lot of memorabilia. At some point if you’re Derek Jeter you’ve got to have signed your ten thousandth baseball and thought to yourself, “Fuck it” and given up.
Thankfully, Jeter has yet to deny anything involving “Yeah Jeets” so let’s go ahead and keep hoping and pretending that one is true..
Dorn like Jeter, also gives out gift baskets; only Dorn gives them to little boys not women.
11 years ago at 5:03 pmPlease delete your account and never come back.
11 years ago at 5:32 pmPretty sure Dorn-pedo jokes have run its course.
11 years ago at 11:06 amHe leaves them signed memorabilia they leave him wet undies its a fair trade.
11 years ago at 5:04 pmBacon your new picture sucks.
11 years ago at 5:11 pmActually it’s his old picture, Pledge.
11 years ago at 10:17 am#YEAHJEETS
11 years ago at 5:49 pmClassic Jeter
11 years ago at 12:26 amWell I’m sure the value of Jeeter’s basket is worth more than the basket of Rowdy Gent items that Bacon gives his one nighters.
11 years ago at 6:41 am*Jeter.
11 years ago at 6:42 amFucking iphone spell check.
“-like there are so many people coming through I forgot!” So, in other words, you forgot.
11 years ago at 7:56 amon behalf of red sox nation fuck this overrated shit
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