Dick’s Picks Week 13

  1. Bro Bro Gadget Frat

    Dick Perry, you legitimately have a shot at missing every single one of your picks. Oh yeah, fuck you.

    14 years ago at 9:08 pm
  2. Simon Fogarty

    Now Dick, let’s be fair. If there is one thing that hillbillies are good at it is making a bunch of little hillbillies. They know which hole to put it in, they just don’t know much else.

    14 years ago at 10:21 pm
  3. Keep Fay Town fratty

    Fuck Dick Perry…it sucks not being in a conference where teams settle for nothing less than the top but it doesnt mean you have to cry about it. Motion to start a site for exclusively SEC greek life.

    14 years ago at 11:51 pm
    1. SoonerFraternity

      FUCK YEAH BRO OUR CONFERENCE IS JUST SO FUCKING GOOD WE SHOULD MAKE A SITE WHERE WE CAN ALL CIRCLE JERK WHILE TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME AND FRAT THE SEC IS.

      Please, if it gets people like you off of here then go do it.

      14 years ago at 5:12 pm
    2. Keep Fay Town fratty

      Shut the fuck up SoonerFraternity. I go to Arkansas and I swear as soon as you cross the border into Oklahoma everything about the landscape looks like shit and theres trailer trash as far as the eye can see. Y’all arent the south over there and you dont have competitive football, get over it.

      14 years ago at 11:40 pm
    3. JurfratsicPark

      ^Agreed. And I’m willing to admit that Arkansas isn’t the SEC’est, southernest, frattest shit out there, but its a helluva lot better than Oklahoma

      14 years ago at 12:49 am
    4. Sack and Trapster

      Arkansas better than Oklahoma? HAHAHAHAHA, you silly fucks. We don’t give a fuck that we aren’t ‘”the south.” Trailer trash? Have you looked around your amazing state? No competitive football? I think ESPN begs your pardon http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=3849468

      Jurfratstic, put faytown’s cock back in your mouth and just shut the fuck up. Your name is fucking retarded and you don’t have the slightest clue as to what the fuck you are talking about.

      14 years ago at 12:46 pm
    5. JurfratsicPark

      Sack and Trapster, since when did we start talking about football? And of course my name is “fucking retarded” when you misspell it like that. U sound mad.

      14 years ago at 5:03 pm
  4. The Fratrix

    If he honestly thinks Auburn is going to beat Alabama by 21 i officially say 1. fuck you and 2. You are a dumbass

    14 years ago at 3:34 pm
    1. The VT BROkie

      He said that Alabama wouldn’t be able to cover a 21-point spread, not that Auburn would win you fucking moron. Take a lap

      14 years ago at 4:57 pm
  5. The VT BROkie

    Is Dick gonna stop making SEC-fans-are-hillbillies jokes when West Virginia joins the Big 12? Because that’s where people go to perfect the art of being white trash

    14 years ago at 4:55 pm
    1. HankRearden

      No, but Dick Perry went to Texas, as you can see by the Longhorn football on his desk. Take a lap.

      14 years ago at 10:56 am
  6. dankwilliamsjunior

    I knew there would be so many comments from all the pissed off SEC fans. He is right though, you don’t see fans of teams in other conferences suck each other’s dicks quite like the SEC does, regardless of what sport it is.

    14 years ago at 7:46 pm
  7. Poloesk

    I would be jealous of the SEC if I was a Texas fan also. Just because your stuck in a dying conference that even your lesser rival was smart enough to leave doesn’t mean you have to cry about it. Enjoy your next few years without A&M while they join a big boy conference.

    14 years ago at 10:07 pm