Yeah, this from the genius that said “bet the house against AU” last week. How’s being homeless treating you? Clemson could barely handle Wofford. I’ve got some serious money riding on this one.
Hey old dirt hill, why don’t you try to bet the same way as the line moves and let me know how that works out for you. If the general public were usually right, how the fuck would vegas pay for all those big buildings? Just ponder that the next time your about to prematurely ejaculate during an outside the khaki’s subtle rub in a crowded area.
Fratless, do you understand how sports betting works? The house takes a cut on every bet, ever notice that money lines are -110 for each team. meaning you bet $1.10 to win $1.00 so that $.10 cents goes to the book.
Yeah backwoods, thanks for the enlightenment. What I was saying was that if the public loads up one way on a bet the line moves. What old dirt hill was saying is that because the line is moving toward the direction that everyone is taking Clemson, Auburn won’t cover. What is understood is that if the majority of bettors were right the majority of the time, sportsbooks wouldn’t exist. You think a small town bookie makes it off of the juice? Let me answer that for you. No. They make it because the majority of the people, like you and old dirt hill, jump on the band wagon like everyone else but the thing is, Vegas is smarter than you are.
Clearly this is a parody of all the over the top TFMs on this site. I think he is one of the guys that helped start the site. He is in one of the other TFM videos. This shit is hilarious and it’s a perfect way to enhance the video portion of the website during football season.
That being said I wouldn’t take all his advice. He can make a few good picks here and there, but so can anyone.
do you get a shittier camera every week?
14 years ago at 2:30 pmWhy is Dick snorting sugar, and Auburn is down to +3, they won’t cover..
14 years ago at 3:24 pmYeah, this from the genius that said “bet the house against AU” last week. How’s being homeless treating you? Clemson could barely handle Wofford. I’ve got some serious money riding on this one.
14 years ago at 12:47 pmHey old dirt hill, why don’t you try to bet the same way as the line moves and let me know how that works out for you. If the general public were usually right, how the fuck would vegas pay for all those big buildings? Just ponder that the next time your about to prematurely ejaculate during an outside the khaki’s subtle rub in a crowded area.
14 years ago at 1:56 pmDefinitely weak, but I have a feeling that if we do enough of it we’ll be okay.
14 years ago at 7:19 amFratless, do you understand how sports betting works? The house takes a cut on every bet, ever notice that money lines are -110 for each team. meaning you bet $1.10 to win $1.00 so that $.10 cents goes to the book.
14 years ago at 10:35 amYeah backwoods, thanks for the enlightenment. What I was saying was that if the public loads up one way on a bet the line moves. What old dirt hill was saying is that because the line is moving toward the direction that everyone is taking Clemson, Auburn won’t cover. What is understood is that if the majority of bettors were right the majority of the time, sportsbooks wouldn’t exist. You think a small town bookie makes it off of the juice? Let me answer that for you. No. They make it because the majority of the people, like you and old dirt hill, jump on the band wagon like everyone else but the thing is, Vegas is smarter than you are.
14 years ago at 12:21 pmFratless, it actually worked really good for me, Clemson covered, I won my bet and my parlay is still in play..
14 years ago at 3:38 pmNo dirty blondes. Nice Bateman, Dick.
14 years ago at 4:36 pmPatrick Bateman, TFM
14 years ago at 12:42 pmSweet dumpster in the background.
14 years ago at 5:33 pmThis dude is the definition of trying way too hard.
14 years ago at 8:50 pmits fucking satire you retard
14 years ago at 1:14 amClearly this is a parody of all the over the top TFMs on this site. I think he is one of the guys that helped start the site. He is in one of the other TFM videos. This shit is hilarious and it’s a perfect way to enhance the video portion of the website during football season.
14 years ago at 1:21 amThat being said I wouldn’t take all his advice. He can make a few good picks here and there, but so can anyone.
That’s the joke, genius. This is a comedy website.
14 years ago at 1:40 am“Dick Says: I have an average sized penis”
One of the funniest things on this site in a while.
14 years ago at 9:25 amThick fuckin’ Fairy
14 years ago at 11:04 amOne time i bet on a college football game and my friend did not pay me i was mad
14 years ago at 11:29 amCool story bro
14 years ago at 9:41 pmHe’s pretty good, but I don’t find him that funny.
14 years ago at 9:20 pmagreed
14 years ago at 1:23 pm4-1 this weekend. Yeah, that’ll play
14 years ago at 9:54 am