Dick’s Picks Week 7

    1. No Knee Grows

      ^Actually, ASU has a decent shot at the upset. Oregon’s star RB is out with a dislocated shoulder and the Sun Devils already have a really good defense.

      14 years ago at 11:15 am
    2. Success

      I fucking hate the ducks but even I will admit ASU has zero shot at a W, with or without LaMichael James.

      14 years ago at 11:38 am
    3. geed_stomper

      ASU’s defense is gonna make or break this game. they need to force turnovers like last week, and they’ve been able to do that pretty much all season.

      14 years ago at 12:29 pm
    4. The Piker

      Because it was the only matchup that had two ranked teams, besides the Texas game, and UT was just covered last week. Being on Gameday by default, NF.

      14 years ago at 2:11 pm
    5. Old Dirt Hill

      ^ When’s the last time South Carolina played in a college gameday? This year? Ya I didn’t think so….Good luck squeaking by the rest of the sec.

      14 years ago at 1:17 am
  1. J Fratpont Morgan

    If you think you’re gonna blow your load early, you’re thinking too much. Blow your load as soon as you damn well please.

    14 years ago at 12:52 am
    1. No Knee Grows

      Just because you don’t care enough to do something doesn’t mean you don’t know how to do it.

      Do I know how to put cans in the recycling? Yes.
      Do I do it? No, because I don’t give a fuck.

      14 years ago at 12:34 am
    2. geed_stomper

      No sorostitute is ever drop your name to her sisters if you suck in the sack. Get outta here pledge.

      14 years ago at 1:48 pm
    3. Bob Barker is my bro

      As TFTC it is to not care about a woman in bed geed_stomper is 100% correct. Sorostitutes spread rumors like you couldn’t believe and one bad review may hinder your sexual career.
      Being amazing with little or no effort. FaF

      14 years ago at 7:22 pm
  2. Bro Bro Gadget Frat

    You pick the safest bets of the week, with the exception on Michigan and Baylor. Dick, go fuck yourself.

    14 years ago at 1:35 am
  3. BROwnOutOfProportion

    I’ve seen a girl chug a beer faster than that. In all fairness, though, she does know how to relax her throat muscles.

    14 years ago at 8:38 am
    1. cannonball

      ASU is awesome at football- they have like, a really tall quarterback and he throws the football around. then they have some guy who’s mother misspelt Perfect on his birth certificate. Pretty sure the young African American’s playing football in the SEC are Frattier than anyone out of the PAC.

      14 years ago at 10:47 pm
    2. geed_stomper

      Sorry I didn’t scour through the comments to find one conversation, I have better things to do. Vontaze Burfict is easily one of the best linebackers in the nation, and Brock Osweiler has more yards and touchdowns than half the schools in the SEC…..

      14 years ago at 11:31 am