Diddy Arrested After Swinging A Kettlebell At UCLA’s Strength Coach
10 years ago

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There are a million ways to kill a man in a weight room. Personally, I have seen two people almost lose a few cognitive abilities due to a dimwit’s inability to follow basic weight room safety policies. It was close, it was frightening, but thankfully was never intentional.

Rapper Sean “Diddy” Combs chose to blatantly ignore the possible consequences of swinging an iron weapon yesterday afternoon as he confronted his son’s coach on the campus of UCLA. Diddy’s son, a defensive back for the Bruins, was allegedly receiving a new asshole at the hands of UCLA Strength and Conditioning Coach Sal Alosi. Diddy witnessed the verbal onslaught and lost his fucking mind.

From TMZ:

Our UCLA sources tell us Diddy confronted Strength and Conditioning Coach Sal Alosi while Alosi was on the phone. We’re told Diddy was told to “hang on” but he wasn’t having it and picked up a kettlebell and swung it, narrowly missing Alosi. One source said if Diddy had connected it could have killed Alosi.

I’m aware that “kettlebell” and “dad bod” are almost always exclusive of each other, so I’ll save your lazy asses a few seconds of Googling.

That little metal ball was almost turned into a murder instrument today, and Diddy would have a little more to worry about.

Just imagine the scene as witnessed by fellow UCLA players. You have one of the most successful rappers in history throwing a raging fit in your facility because his son sucks. What started as a typical hothead college coaching maneuver ended in one of the most recognizable faces in music being led off of your campus in the back of a cop car after almost busting your coach’s brains out. Not bad for a mid-summer afternoon.

After his overzealous attempt at changing the ways of Justin’s coach, Diddy was cuffed and hauled away by UCLA campus police. After investigating the situation, it appears they’re going to be throwing the book at him.

That’s one helluva way to take helicopter parenting to a new level.

[via TMZ]

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  4. For_The _Story

    What does this have to do with fraternities? Why do you think that we want your comments on something TMZ is reporting on?

    10 years ago at 9:27 am
    1. jerryc1

      Why don’t you give yourself a favor and log off for the rest of the day, champ.

      10 years ago at 9:36 am
  5. Hogarth Huges

    Some of the best tits around and the other girl’s tattoo is so hot. They can both take a dick like a champ too. Nom nom nom. This site really needs to have more anal though.

    10 years ago at 9:28 am
    1. Frabst

      It’s cool to have more than what you need sometimes, but the extra chromosome isn’t helping you out.

      10 years ago at 9:32 am
  6. D2bound

    BREAKING NEWS- Spoiled entertainer mad his spoiled son isn’t being spoiled in college. In other news grass is green

    10 years ago at 9:33 am
  7. jerryc1

    • 3 counts of assault w/ deadly weapon
    • 1 count of making terrorist threats
    • 1 count of battery
    • 1 count of having too many shitty nicknames

    10 years ago at 9:38 am
  8. RedPill

    Something similar happened to me. I told Dorn “hold on” while I was on the phone. He took off his Cole Haan Moc Driver (which is available for $168 at ManOutitters) and he swung it at my head. I narrowly escaped death.

    10 years ago at 9:43 am
  9. ThursdayNightClub

    I may be wrong and I’m way to fuckin’ lazy to do the research – but didn’t Diddy’s son actually take a scholarship? In other words – the son who is probably not even worthy of being on that team – actually took a scholarship [from someone else] when his dad could easily pay the tuition. This has nothing to do w/ the article and even less to do w/ fraternities but for some reason – it REALLY pisses me off….

    10 years ago at 9:47 am
    1. D2bound

      Congrats you’re now a liberal. To paraphrase “he has more, so even if he earned something he shouldn’t receive it”

      10 years ago at 9:54 am
      1. ThursdayNightClub

        Just the opposite, Champ. Maybe I was not clear enough but this kid DID NOT deserve a scholarship to UCLA. He’s 5’7″ / 170 lbs. at best and I’ve seen him play football. He’s not D1 material – plain and simple. Therefore, he ‘stole’ a scholarship and I think that’s shitty.

        10 years ago at 1:33 pm