Disturbing Video Of Alleged College Students Decapitating Goat With Samurai Sword Hits Internet

I’m currently curled up in the fetal position, slowly rocking back and forth as I type this, psychologically broken after an anonymous tipster sent in one of the most disturbing videos I’ve ever seen.

Apparently students at Tulane beheaded a goat and the video is slowly going viral…

UPDATE: The Executive Director of Public Relations at Tulane University has asked us to make it known that the Louisiana Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals and the New Orleans Police Department have found no evidence to suggest that this video involves or is related to any member of the Tulane community.

WARNING: This will ruin your day. The video below is extremely graphic in nature. An animal is killed.

If you want to watch the video, click here and be prepared.

That’s it, shut it down. I’ve officially given up on my generation being decent humans with even the slightest hint of a moral conscience. Is it better if they ate it? I don’t know. I just don’t know. I hope they ate it, and I hope they videotaped themselves eating it. But it’s hard to give anyone the benefit of the doubt these days. CAN’T YOU JUST GO DRINK A SHIT TON OF A BEER LIKE A NORMAL FUCKING COLLEGE PERSON? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

Apparently this isn’t even the first time this shit has happened.

From The Advocate:

For the second time this year, animal rights advocates in New Orleans are investigating the beheading of a goat.

The Louisiana Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals said Wednesday that it received a 12-second cellphone video that shows a group of at least five young men decapitating a goat over a plastic swimming pool with a “machete-like sword.”

Unbelievable.

[via The Advocate]

      1. RodneyPoncho

        I disagree with your sensitivity toward goats but I agree with those knockers

        11 years ago at 4:17 pm
  1. totally_not_a_GDI

    If they were having a cookout or something I guess I’d understand, but really I see no reason for the laughing. If this was just for fun, then fuck these guys.

    11 years ago at 2:40 pm
    1. iBauck

      Just so everyone knows this is a meat goat, so they may have been butchering it and decided to get 500k views on YouTube at the same time!

      11 years ago at 2:49 pm
      1. Saber and Key

        I’ve butchered plenty animals (deer, turkey, etc) and never once did i decapitate it with a sword, grab all my buddies and laugh about it.

        11 years ago at 2:55 pm
      2. USArmy

        Doesn’t matter if it’s a meat goat or not. There’s a right way and a wrong way of killing an animal for food. Torture isn’t one of them.

        11 years ago at 2:55 pm
      3. Spongey

        Yup, flailing it’s legs after being decapitated is a clear indicator it didn’t feel anything.

        11 years ago at 3:37 pm
      4. frat_party

        It didn’t have a fucking head so how could it still be alive dumbass? it actually is a quick and painless way of killing an animal, but the fact that they recorded it and laughed about it is the issue here.

        11 years ago at 10:21 am
      5. TeamBourbonShowers

        There’s a right way, a wrong way and a sadistic way to kill a goat this was the latter…..

        11 years ago at 9:01 pm
      6. FratThunder

        Killing an animal for food isn’t the issue. The manor in which those idiots went about doing it and the lack of respect shown to the animal is the problem.

        11 years ago at 8:06 pm
    1. Big Meech

      I’ll take the laps but didn’t know if it was common knowledge where to find goats to kill or if someone volunteered their pet….

      11 years ago at 2:49 pm
  2. Spongey

    What a world we live in. The initial reaction being to pull out your phone, get a close up, and record it. Disgusting.

    11 years ago at 2:45 pm
    1. Dillon Cheverere

      I agree. The reaction of the people watching is almost as disturbing as the act itself.

      11 years ago at 2:49 pm
      1. rollneers

        Dorn, people are starting to forget about you. Hurry, dig up another racist video and act like you aren’t doing it for your own publicity again!

        11 years ago at 3:07 pm
    1. drunkpenguin

      Dorno for once in my life, I respect a comment of yours. #freethechainedlittleboys

      11 years ago at 2:52 pm
      1. George_fuckin_strait

        Hey yall if you just a gagging noise, it was a drunk penguin on Dorn’s wiener..

        11 years ago at 2:56 pm
      2. JeffersonDavis_A-B

        He actually made full contact with that goat. You know cuz it’s heads gone

        11 years ago at 1:59 pm
    2. anon6473892034

      Pfft, my fraternity treated our Goats so much worse. These goats got off early.

      11 years ago at 3:29 pm
    3. anon6473892034

      Pfft, my fraternity treated our Goats so much worse. These goats got off easy.

      11 years ago at 3:37 pm
    4. thebetterman

      You all need to sack up. Unless you’re a vegetarian, you’re a hypocrite for getting up in arms about this. How do you think that steak got on your table? This is a little more brutal than usual, but this goat is livestock like any other.

      11 years ago at 4:19 pm
      1. H Bomb

        Disagree. They raised its legs immediately after draining the blood. This is done in slaughter houses as well.

        11 years ago at 6:39 pm
      2. Louisfeldhaus

        Yeah in the goat-fucking countries and in Asia… Pretty sure if I go to the grocery store I won’t find goat meat.

        11 years ago at 2:44 pm
      3. DieNever676

        There is a difference between humanly killing an animal for food, and brutally decapitating one because you get off of it in a sick way. Being upset isn’t hypocrisy, its called being a normal socially well adjusted member of society who isn’t a burgeoning psychopath.

        11 years ago at 2:12 pm
    5. BlueSteel

      tulane student here, I can say with 100% certainty this did not happen here. they posted on yik yak as a joke, and then some troll found a video and credited it to them

      11 years ago at 4:41 pm
    6. Frat Me Maybe

      Why in the flying fuck would a website (purportedly) dedicated to fraternity life post a video of a bunch of GDI chicken fuckers in cargos slaughtering a goat?

      11 years ago at 1:28 am
    7. Slaty_Manziel

      I agree that the whole scenario was tucked up, but you know it would have been funny with a good background song

      11 years ago at 7:42 am