Does Team USA Look Worried?

The opening ceremony of the 2012 Summer Olympics is Friday and Team USA recently flew into London from Barcelona, where they were training. All the training and preparation is wrapping up, and it’s time to focus and work on the mental aspect of each athlete’s given event. It’s just that 2012 Team USA could not care less about the mission at hand. They’ve been too busy playing grab ass and Instagramming their vacation abroad.

Many of these photos reveal that the 2012 version of Team USA is a far cry from the golfing, partying, free-swinging alphas of the ’92 Dream Team, but they have a certain nonchalant, carefree attitude that I’m starting to get behind.

“Shit them boys are havin’ the time of their lives!”

“Does that say which country we’re playing first?”

Kevin Love found his doppelganger.

And this one might be my favorite of them all. It shows superstar athletes on a plane sleeping like babies before one of the bigger weeks in their lives. I can’t sleep for shit on a plane, and I haven’t done anything near as important as representing my country in front of the whole world. I’d be wired. Sleeping masks, a snuggie, sunglasses; there is a lot of entertaining shit in here. My favorite part, though, is Coach Mike Krzyzewski sitting back in business class while the team is up front in first class.

Just great.

  1. Lld3

    Melo is fucking hilarious. I hate Lebron so much I almost hope they lose. BUT I LOVE ‘MERICA. Fuck Dorn.

    12 years ago at 3:47 pm
  2. rollinghills_bro

    “Does that say which country we’re playing first?”

    With ‘one and done’ and some not even taking one-step on any university as students, I’d doubt that at least half of the team knowing where most of the countries they’re playing against are even located…

    No fan of the NBA but hell yeah…USA! USA! USA!

    12 years ago at 4:21 pm
    1. DTDTCU

      “I’d doubt that at least half of the team knowing where most of the countries they’re playing against are even located…”

      Read what you just wrote. I would doubt you graduated 8th grade.

      12 years ago at 5:12 pm
    2. rollinghills_bro

      speak English you stupid fucking grammer nazi. try cutting and pasting into word or an online checker asswipe and you see it’s correct –

      prefaced – ‘I’d doubt…’

      with the notion that – that at least half of the team knowing where most of the countries they’re playing against are even located…’

      this is fucking America and we speak ENGLISH. got it?

      12 years ago at 10:13 pm
    1. BroOLO

      FUCK COACH K!!!! Put Roy in that bitch. K’s a Polish rat faced bitch! Shit, I’d rather take Mark Gottfried. Did anyone else see him turn around a shitty NCSU basketball program within ONE season?

      12 years ago at 8:10 am
  3. Imthefirst

    I cant find a way to say this title without sounding extremely cocky and arrogant.

    12 years ago at 8:26 am