Donald Trump Puts “Thug” 12-Year-Old In Charge Of Colorado Office
The insult told by every Granola-loving hipster on a Vespa may have actually come to fruition: Donald Trump’s campaign is being run by children — sort of. One of the Trump campaign offices in the State of Colorado is led by a 12-year-old, the son of a high-ranking Colorado Republican.
From NY Daily News:
Weston Imer, a 12-year-old, is in charge of the GOP candidate’s offices in Jefferson County, according to KDVR.
Trump opened a campaign office in the area west of Denver last week, and the preteen is responsible for bringing out voters in the swing state.
The powerful pre-teen, who has been accused of using “threatening” and “thug-like” tactics with Republicans who favor Gary Johnson in this November’s election, has failed to connect with the millennial demographic (potentially because he was born in like 2004), with the aforementioned Johnson currently boasting nearly double Trump’s support amongst youths.
Trump, undoubtedly realizing his poll numbers have cascaded downward faster than a goat standing over a South American sinkhole, has reached out to several key demographics in recent days, including African Americans. While Trump’s support amongst millenials is bad in its own right, it’s nothing compared to his support amongst African Americans, with most demographic polling showing him hovering around one percent nationally. This is making for a modern day Where’s Waldo? search for the lone responder that said “Trump” when asked their presidential preference.
Personally, I think it’s great Trump is petitioning the youth for fresh ideas. Most of the middle school and high school tryhards are already big Trump supporters, so I’m sure they can offer tons of useful advice for the Don..
[via NY Daily News]
Image via Facebook/Laurel Imer
Yeah Gary Johnson doesn’t have twice the support as Trump among millennials
9 years ago at 4:53 pmIn the Colorado poll that is listed in the referenced article, he does.
9 years ago at 5:02 pmI don’t see a poll listed in the article
9 years ago at 5:29 pmOh now I see what you’re saying. Fuck me.
9 years ago at 5:31 pmIt baffles me how trump and Clinton won the nominations, when nobody wants them. Gary Johnson 2016
9 years ago at 5:34 pmWell Hilary rigged the primary, but people do actually want Trump. He won 45%of the vote in a 17 candidate primary.
9 years ago at 10:36 pmActually only 9% of the total US population chose Trump and Hillary. With that being said, fuck Hillary.
9 years ago at 7:35 amhttp://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2016/08/01/us/elections/nine-percent-of-america-selected-trump-and-clinton.html?smid=fb-nytimes&smtyp=cur&_r=1
Yeah, he got 45% of THE VOTE. I don’t think that the entire us population voted.
9 years ago at 5:27 pmTrump’s poll numbers are sinking faster than a BayBro comment on the Babe of the Day.
9 years ago at 5:59 pmHave to admire his persistence, though.
9 years ago at 6:06 pmThis just in: Roger Dorn Puts “Frat” 12-Year-Old In Charge Of Grandex Office.
9 years ago at 11:29 pmIs he also in charge of Trump’s Twitter account, because everything would make a lot more sense.
9 years ago at 1:02 amCareful Grandex, looks like Donald is trying to take away your reading base.
9 years ago at 12:45 pm