The 10 Frattest Sports Movie Characters
Johnny Lawrence
Johnny Lawrence was an influential piece to ‘80s frat. He helped set the gold standard on the big screen, and his style is still emulated today. His beautiful, flawless, God-given blonde swoop is the pinnacle.
Aside from his appearance, he rolls ‘J’s in restrooms at school dances and steals the girlfriend of that GDI Daniel San. He took LaRusso’s slam to the Country Club dance and mixed in some aggressive, morally-questionable moves on her in front of the helpless geed, establishing karate supremacy. Dude fights dirty too, going after Danny’s knee.
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Squints. TFTC.
13 years ago at 3:56 pmWendy Peffercorn ought to be a TFM sweetheart.
13 years ago at 4:30 pmSquints having NINE kids with Wendy P. TFM.
13 years ago at 6:37 pmThose Peffercorn girls are probably legal by now, probably grade A sorostitutes.
13 years ago at 6:56 pm^^^Ya she would look pretty good now days, all wrinkly and old. mmmm
13 years ago at 7:15 pm^ Never too old for an old-fashioned pee in the butt
13 years ago at 8:00 pmhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr5lHZQz-Z4&feature=player_embedded#!
13 years ago at 10:50 amKevin Fucking O’Shea
13 years ago at 4:02 pmKevin Fucking O’Shea selling American made Corvettes at O’Shea Chevorlet that instead of a normal parking lot is a football field. TFTC.
13 years ago at 11:24 pmThe actor is a delta sig.
13 years ago at 11:38 pmWhere is Ricky Vaughn?
13 years ago at 4:03 pmin part 2
13 years ago at 4:05 pmWhat I believe are some other omissions:
-Paul “Wrecking” Crewe
13 years ago at 4:28 pm-Captain Robert Hatch
-Bob Sugar
-Ty Webb
-Hon. Elihu Smalls
-Ricky Bobby
-Hanson Brothers (TFTC)
-Gordon Bombay, J.D.
-The Hawks, coached by Jack Reilly
Ty Webb, yes
13 years ago at 4:30 pm^^*Smails
13 years ago at 4:43 pmStan Gable, also.
13 years ago at 5:01 pmAnd what about Al Czervik. That motherfucker was FAF in caddyshack
13 years ago at 5:24 pm“What I believe are other omissions”….good lord
13 years ago at 5:29 pmWhite Goodman?
13 years ago at 6:57 pmDorn, with the iPhone app you can only see the first person and not the whole slide show.
I touch boys.
13 years ago at 7:18 pmHaha.
13 years ago at 10:02 am^This. I’m tired of only being able to see the first person, intern. Fix it.
13 years ago at 11:11 amJackie Moon. FaF
13 years ago at 7:25 pmWhat about Reemer and Cooper?
13 years ago at 7:32 pm^this
13 years ago at 1:09 amForrest Gump.
13 years ago at 7:46 pmAdam Banks
13 years ago at 11:26 pmHow can you omit Crash Davis?
13 years ago at 1:04 ami second gordon bombay. DUI’s and still coaching little league hockey. TFTC?
13 years ago at 1:23 amRodney Dangerfield in Cadddy Shack TFTC
13 years ago at 2:39 amKenny Fucking Powers
13 years ago at 2:00 pmSlide-show lists – NF
13 years ago at 4:05 pmDorn, The next time I see you tank it on another column, I’m gonna cut your nuts off and shove them down your fuckin throat.
13 years ago at 4:12 pmcoffee anybody?
13 years ago at 6:42 pmya, two splendas for me.
13 years ago at 7:16 pm^^^ fucking this.
13 years ago at 7:33 pmhe’s not going to risk major injury, or deface his property for a collection of stiffs that want him to fix the column.
13 years ago at 6:46 pmMorris Buttermaker TFTC
13 years ago at 4:10 pmSecond
13 years ago at 6:23 pmFuck Bacon.
13 years ago at 4:13 pmI do it every Wednesday
13 years ago at 7:19 pmfuck those douche kids in the sandlot.
didnt they fucking lose to squints and all his little friends?
losing NF
13 years ago at 4:16 pmGDI’s usually win in movies because the majority of people making the movies or writing the scripts are taking out their years of frustration from being bullied out in films.
Plus it just makes sense. Most people are GDI’s. Need a movie that most people can relate to and feel good about, so make the geed the hero. Bing bang boom, you got a movie.
13 years ago at 4:29 pm^ not shit. take a lap
13 years ago at 4:35 pm^Only after you pass your first grade spelling test, rook.
13 years ago at 8:01 pmty webb and randolph junuh should be on here
13 years ago at 4:24 pmDon’t ya mean Rannulph there champ?
13 years ago at 4:52 pmDon’t ya mean Captain Rannulph there champ?
13 years ago at 12:56 pmYou forgot Wolf “The Dentist” Stanson from D2: The Mighty Ducks.
13 years ago at 4:29 pm^Haha this guy gets it
13 years ago at 4:44 pm^^Perfect analysis though all you had to say was “dirty foreigner”
13 years ago at 5:06 pmWhy are we idolizing the fucking antagonists in every movie? They lose at the end.
13 years ago at 4:36 pmOnly in Hollywood.
13 years ago at 5:01 pm^Zuckerburg gets it.
13 years ago at 7:08 pm