The 10 Frattest Sports Movie Characters
13 years ago

Rocky Balboa

“It ain’t how hard you hit; it’s about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward. How much you can take, and keep moving forward. That’s how winning is done.” – Rocky

Rocky Balboa is the embodiment of the American spirit. He showed the world the kind of heart, determination and perseverance we have. He also had a vital role in the conclusion of the Cold War while taking down that huge commie asshole that was created in some Russian lab. That monotone prick punches at something like 10,000 PSI. Man, fuck that guy.

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    3. Bleaux Me

      Those Peffercorn girls are probably legal by now, probably grade A sorostitutes.

      13 years ago at 6:56 pm
    1. BroChaChoAGR

      Kevin Fucking O’Shea selling American made Corvettes at O’Shea Chevorlet that instead of a normal parking lot is a football field. TFTC.

      13 years ago at 11:24 pm
    2. anon7472974648

      What I believe are some other omissions:

      -Paul “Wrecking” Crewe
      -Captain Robert Hatch
      -Bob Sugar
      -Ty Webb
      -Hon. Elihu Smalls
      -Ricky Bobby
      -Hanson Brothers (TFTC)
      -Gordon Bombay, J.D.
      -The Hawks, coached by Jack Reilly

      13 years ago at 4:28 pm
    9. Jerry Fratdusky

      Dorn, with the iPhone app you can only see the first person and not the whole slide show.

      I touch boys.

      13 years ago at 7:18 pm
      2. TauPhiDelta1897

        ^This. I’m tired of only being able to see the first person, intern. Fix it.

        13 years ago at 11:11 am
    1. ClevelandSideSlapper

      Dorn, The next time I see you tank it on another column, I’m gonna cut your nuts off and shove them down your fuckin throat.

      13 years ago at 4:12 pm
    5. Fratam Banks

      he’s not going to risk major injury, or deface his property for a collection of stiffs that want him to fix the column.

      13 years ago at 6:46 pm
  8. Douchebagasshole

    fuck those douche kids in the sandlot.

    didnt they fucking lose to squints and all his little friends?

    losing NF

    13 years ago at 4:16 pm
    1. The Golden Fleece

      GDI’s usually win in movies because the majority of people making the movies or writing the scripts are taking out their years of frustration from being bullied out in films.

      Plus it just makes sense. Most people are GDI’s. Need a movie that most people can relate to and feel good about, so make the geed the hero. Bing bang boom, you got a movie.

      13 years ago at 4:29 pm
    2. Pi Kappa Alpha Dog

      ^^Perfect analysis though all you had to say was “dirty foreigner”

      13 years ago at 5:06 pm
  11. fraternize

    Why are we idolizing the fucking antagonists in every movie? They lose at the end.

    13 years ago at 4:36 pm