The 10 Frattest Sports Movie Characters
13 years ago

Kevin O’Shea

I’ll give you 10 to 1 odds that any guy wearing aviators is an alpha male. Kevin O’Shea is a Heisman winning small town hero with a pencil-neck dweeb of a little brother that he verbally hazes daily. He coaches the town’s premiere football team, the Cowboys (America’s team). He also owns a car dealership while his little geed brother pumps gas at the local fill station.

He cut the best football player in town from his team because she was a girl, and because her dad was the aforementioned GDI dweeb. His own damn niece. Ruthless.

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    3. Bleaux Me

      Those Peffercorn girls are probably legal by now, probably grade A sorostitutes.

      13 years ago at 6:56 pm
    1. BroChaChoAGR

      Kevin Fucking O’Shea selling American made Corvettes at O’Shea Chevorlet that instead of a normal parking lot is a football field. TFTC.

      13 years ago at 11:24 pm
    2. anon7472974648

      What I believe are some other omissions:

      -Paul “Wrecking” Crewe
      -Captain Robert Hatch
      -Bob Sugar
      -Ty Webb
      -Hon. Elihu Smalls
      -Ricky Bobby
      -Hanson Brothers (TFTC)
      -Gordon Bombay, J.D.
      -The Hawks, coached by Jack Reilly

      13 years ago at 4:28 pm
    9. Jerry Fratdusky

      Dorn, with the iPhone app you can only see the first person and not the whole slide show.

      I touch boys.

      13 years ago at 7:18 pm
      2. TauPhiDelta1897

        ^This. I’m tired of only being able to see the first person, intern. Fix it.

        13 years ago at 11:11 am
    1. ClevelandSideSlapper

      Dorn, The next time I see you tank it on another column, I’m gonna cut your nuts off and shove them down your fuckin throat.

      13 years ago at 4:12 pm
    5. Fratam Banks

      he’s not going to risk major injury, or deface his property for a collection of stiffs that want him to fix the column.

      13 years ago at 6:46 pm
  8. Douchebagasshole

    fuck those douche kids in the sandlot.

    didnt they fucking lose to squints and all his little friends?

    losing NF

    13 years ago at 4:16 pm
    1. The Golden Fleece

      GDI’s usually win in movies because the majority of people making the movies or writing the scripts are taking out their years of frustration from being bullied out in films.

      Plus it just makes sense. Most people are GDI’s. Need a movie that most people can relate to and feel good about, so make the geed the hero. Bing bang boom, you got a movie.

      13 years ago at 4:29 pm
    2. Pi Kappa Alpha Dog

      ^^Perfect analysis though all you had to say was “dirty foreigner”

      13 years ago at 5:06 pm
  11. fraternize

    Why are we idolizing the fucking antagonists in every movie? They lose at the end.

    13 years ago at 4:36 pm