The 10 Frattest Sports Movie Characters
Every penis-wielding son of a bitch in our great nation appreciates when sports and American cinema are combined. Classic movies like “The Natural,” “Hoosiers” and “The Sandlot” strike emotionally down in the deepest parts of our loins, and iconic scenes from these timeless flicks make our bollocks tingle. Today we’ll examine the character traits of the most respected characters from all-time great sports movies, and analyze their inspirational attributes.
Roy McAvoy
Roy McAvoy is a PGA caliber talent with no shot at earning his card. He’s held back by his beer drinking, tail-chasing and mental instability. Roy is also a short-tempered hot head with gambling problems.
Guy’s FaF, though. He committed a devastating post-grad TFM while caddying for PGA great, David Simms. After suggesting Simms hit the 3-wood and carry the water on the short par 5 16th, Simms refused and shaped a smooth 7-iron in perfect approach position. After Simms’ partner, Craig Stadler, proposed a bet to “Tin Cup” that he couldn’t make the shot, he accepted, costing him his job. McAvoy fucking stuck it, though.
Oh yeah, and he also stole Simms’ girlfriend and gave her the business in his Winnebago.
I would add Crash Davis to that list.
13 years ago at 5:07 pm^^Fucking this, it’s an egg, hold it like an egg.
13 years ago at 12:52 amWhat about Kenny Powers? He couldn’t give any less fucks
13 years ago at 5:08 pmKenny Powers before he went eastbound & down. FaF
13 years ago at 7:21 pmI told Dorn on twitter to do Kenny Powers, he just ignored me.
13 years ago at 7:27 pmI tried to big spoon Dorn the other night, he just ignored me too.
13 years ago at 11:31 amDorn, always playing hard to get.
13 years ago at 5:53 pmYou’re missing “A Bill Heywood”.
13 years ago at 5:13 pmNo Billy Heywood??? Dude owned a major league club at age 12, FaF.
13 years ago at 10:39 amClint Eastwood in gran Torino. American as it gets.
13 years ago at 5:17 pmWhat was the sport, target practice? I did love Jeremy Lin in that movie, though.
13 years ago at 5:18 pm^ hahah yes!
13 years ago at 6:16 pmReggie Dunlop from “Slap Shot”. FaF
13 years ago at 5:23 pmPaul Newman as Eddie Felson in The Hustler should be on here
13 years ago at 5:59 pm^All of this
13 years ago at 6:38 pmErnie McCracken from King Pin. Dude fucking wins at the end of the movie. TFM
13 years ago at 6:07 pmwhat about forrest gump. he played football for the great bear bryant, he did some hazing in Vietnam, got the metal of honor, then went back over seas to hazed a chinese man with a paddle, invested in apple, and then to top it all off, he liked to fish and owned like 7 boats
13 years ago at 6:30 pmThis. Forrest Gump is probably the most American movie character of all time
13 years ago at 8:38 pm^100% agree
13 years ago at 11:52 pmThere is a metal of honor? Must be very revered
13 years ago at 6:07 amTy Webb- caddyshack
13 years ago at 6:31 pmJohnny Clay, off of Radio
13 years ago at 6:32 pm