The 10 Frattest Sports Movie Characters
Every penis-wielding son of a bitch in our great nation appreciates when sports and American cinema are combined. Classic movies like “The Natural,” “Hoosiers” and “The Sandlot” strike emotionally down in the deepest parts of our loins, and iconic scenes from these timeless flicks make our bollocks tingle. Today we’ll examine the character traits of the most respected characters from all-time great sports movies, and analyze their inspirational attributes.
Roy McAvoy
Roy McAvoy is a PGA caliber talent with no shot at earning his card. He’s held back by his beer drinking, tail-chasing and mental instability. Roy is also a short-tempered hot head with gambling problems.
Guy’s FaF, though. He committed a devastating post-grad TFM while caddying for PGA great, David Simms. After suggesting Simms hit the 3-wood and carry the water on the short par 5 16th, Simms refused and shaped a smooth 7-iron in perfect approach position. After Simms’ partner, Craig Stadler, proposed a bet to “Tin Cup” that he couldn’t make the shot, he accepted, costing him his job. McAvoy fucking stuck it, though.
Oh yeah, and he also stole Simms’ girlfriend and gave her the business in his Winnebago.
I laughed so hard at this and I like the self promo, but you you forgot all of the starters from the West Canaan Coyotes…And Tweeder drank beers, cause…well…Tweeder drinks beers.
13 years ago at 2:31 amal czervik TFTC.
13 years ago at 4:04 amBilly Bob Thornton- Bad News Bears?
13 years ago at 4:11 amIntern needs to fix it so you can see more than just the first page on the iPhone app
13 years ago at 9:26 amSack from Wedding Crashers. FaF
-Bangs the Secretary’s daughter on the reg
13 years ago at 11:23 am-Has other slams on the side
-Kills it in backyard football
-Hazes the two guys the entire time
David Simms shouldve been included
13 years ago at 1:36 pmWhere in the fuck was Sterling Archer??? He’s WASPy, loves America, kills terrorists, communists, fascists and other shit heads ending in “ists, and slams like no other, all the while not giving a single fuck.
13 years ago at 1:41 pmRead the title again, you damn idiot.
13 years ago at 10:07 pmGetting any feeling in your loins from The Sandlot. TFratduskyM
13 years ago at 3:30 pmwhat the fuck Rocky Balboa frat??? get a fucking life geed
13 years ago at 6:35 pm