The 10 Frattest Sports Movie Characters

Every penis-wielding son of a bitch in our great nation appreciates when sports and American cinema are combined. Classic movies like “The Natural,” “Hoosiers” and “The Sandlot” strike emotionally down in the deepest parts of our loins, and iconic scenes from these timeless flicks make our bollocks tingle. Today we’ll examine the character traits of the most respected characters from all-time great sports movies, and analyze their inspirational attributes.

Roy McAvoy

Roy McAvoy is a PGA caliber talent with no shot at earning his card. He’s held back by his beer drinking, tail-chasing and mental instability. Roy is also a short-tempered hot head with gambling problems.

Guy’s FaF, though. He committed a devastating post-grad TFM while caddying for PGA great, David Simms. After suggesting Simms hit the 3-wood and carry the water on the short par 5 16th, Simms refused and shaped a smooth 7-iron in perfect approach position. After Simms’ partner, Craig Stadler, proposed a bet to “Tin Cup” that he couldn’t make the shot, he accepted, costing him his job. McAvoy fucking stuck it, though.

Oh yeah, and he also stole Simms’ girlfriend and gave her the business in his Winnebago.

  1. BroJo1856

    Kurtwood Smith from That 70’s Show should be added to this.. Even if is a TV show.

    13 years ago at 6:30 pm
  2. The SNU Guy

    Billy Heywood.
    -Owned a major league baseball team at age 12
    -Knew more about baseball than adults 4 times his age
    -Ditched he GDI friends to hang out with Roger Clemens
    -Ordered Night Nurses From Jersey over and over again and gave zero fucks about it

    13 years ago at 11:22 am
  3. Geedsaintshit

    Baseball is for NF GDI’s, if only they played LAX. Squints frats harder then anyone though

    13 years ago at 8:51 pm
  4. chocolateobama

    What in the fuck is Rocky doing on this page?

    Greaseball Daego Meatheads NF

    13 years ago at 2:57 pm