The 10 Frattest Sports Movie Characters
Every penis-wielding son of a bitch in our great nation appreciates when sports and American cinema are combined. Classic movies like “The Natural,” “Hoosiers” and “The Sandlot” strike emotionally down in the deepest parts of our loins, and iconic scenes from these timeless flicks make our bollocks tingle. Today we’ll examine the character traits of the most respected characters from all-time great sports movies, and analyze their inspirational attributes.
Roy McAvoy
Roy McAvoy is a PGA caliber talent with no shot at earning his card. He’s held back by his beer drinking, tail-chasing and mental instability. Roy is also a short-tempered hot head with gambling problems.
Guy’s FaF, though. He committed a devastating post-grad TFM while caddying for PGA great, David Simms. After suggesting Simms hit the 3-wood and carry the water on the short par 5 16th, Simms refused and shaped a smooth 7-iron in perfect approach position. After Simms’ partner, Craig Stadler, proposed a bet to “Tin Cup” that he couldn’t make the shot, he accepted, costing him his job. McAvoy fucking stuck it, though.
Oh yeah, and he also stole Simms’ girlfriend and gave her the business in his Winnebago.
I’m right here boys.
13 years ago at 6:41 pmKurtwood Smith from That 70’s Show should be added to this.. Even if is a TV show.
13 years ago at 6:30 pmBilly Heywood.
13 years ago at 11:22 am-Owned a major league baseball team at age 12
-Knew more about baseball than adults 4 times his age
-Ditched he GDI friends to hang out with Roger Clemens
-Ordered Night Nurses From Jersey over and over again and gave zero fucks about it
Baseball is for NF GDI’s, if only they played LAX. Squints frats harder then anyone though
13 years ago at 8:51 pmAllen in Remeber the Titans.
13 years ago at 2:55 pmAnd where is Kenny Powers at in this lineup?
13 years ago at 11:03 pmWhat in the fuck is Rocky doing on this page?
Greaseball Daego Meatheads NF
13 years ago at 2:57 pm