Top 10 Frattest MLB Players
12 years ago

10. Mickey Mantle

 

Mickey Mantle kicks off this list for being perhaps the highest functioning alcoholic this country has ever seen. While playing drunk, Mickey amassed the following throughout his career: 536 homeruns as a switch hitter, 3 league MVPs, and 7 World Series rings. And he played a great centerfield for the Yankees. The Mick also slayed his way through half of Manhattan during his playing days.

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  2. carolinahaze

    Why the fuck is Ty Cobb not on this list? In addition to being TFTC he was the greatest baseball player who ever lived.

    12 years ago at 2:11 pm
    1. DavidAllanBro

      And a racist. FaF. He also slid into bitches with his spikes up. That man was badass.

      12 years ago at 3:22 pm
    3. St_Fratrick

      ^ All of this. Plus, he used his earnings to trade stocks just as a side-hobby, but was so good at it that he became a millionaire by the time he retired. Spent his retirement touring the world, playing golf, fishing, and hunting. Cobb was definitely FaF.

      12 years ago at 3:40 pm
    1. carolinahaze

      ^ This. Being one of the best young players in the league, voluntarily skipping four years of your prime years to fight for your country, and then coming back and dominating the shit out of the league for another 15 years is FaF.

      12 years ago at 3:17 pm
  6. King of the Brodio

    Absolutely love Mark Grace. Favorite player as a kid. Took a piss next to him at Great America

    12 years ago at 2:54 pm
  8. Blackout Menace

    Definitely Ty Cobb. Not only was he a bad ass baseball player, he is also my fifth cousin so it’d be cool to see him in the top 10

    12 years ago at 1:07 am
    3. Richard Head

      I have to side with DAB on this one Dorn, Chipper is the fucking man and should for sure be on top, but where the fuck is John Rocker? Arguably top 3.

      12 years ago at 10:36 pm