Sperry Seinfeld Dear God, please, please don’t ever let me have a daughter who calls me from her college and says the phrase, “Daddy I am the new PIKE dream girl!” 8 years ago at 3:05 pm
Sure sign she likes golden showers
8 years ago at 11:29 amI guess dreaming big isn’t for everyone
8 years ago at 1:58 pmI’m guessing no one took this the way I implied.
8 years ago at 1:45 pmDear God, please, please don’t ever let me have a daughter who calls me from her college and says the phrase, “Daddy I am the new PIKE dream girl!”
8 years ago at 3:05 pmI wouldn’t drink that if I were you../
8 years ago at 11:42 pmFuck Pike
8 years ago at 7:03 amShe’ll be dreaming after drinking that for sure.
8 years ago at 9:42 amHaha, roofies.
8 years ago at 4:25 pm