Dressing like you own the boat, drinking like you're just on it. TFM.

  1. FratN

    Andddd the person that posted this has never been on a boat. Not owning a boat = NF

    11 years ago at 5:46 pm
  2. Buster Highman

    Check it out. Dustin Hoffman, ‘Rain Man,’ look retarded, act retarded, not retarded. Counted toothpicks, cheated cards. Autistic, sure. Not retarded. You know Tom Hanks, ‘Forrest Gump.’ Slow, yes. Retarded, maybe. Braces on his legs. But he charmed the pants off Nixon and won a ping-pong competition. That ain’t retarded. Peter Sellers, “Being There.” Infantile, yes. Retarded, no. You went full retard, man. Never go full retard.

    11 years ago at 7:55 pm