Drugs And Crazy People, That’s What TomorrowWorld Does
Austin City Limits, more commonly known as ACL, kicks off this week, and I will be there. If the experience is anything like TomorrowWorld, I can’t wait. Last weekend, outside of Atlanta, TomorrowWorld brought together some big-name EDM artists and it looked like a fucking blast. Drugs? Check. Alcohol? Check. Humping in a dirty pool of water? You bet your ass they had it. The music could have been classical Beethoven and these people would have still raged their faces off.
Exhibit A:
This guy, drugged out of his mind, was air-humping the shit out of the ground before trying to fight every dude in the vicinity. I need whatever he was on for this weekend.
Exhibit B:
Check out this chick just humping some dude in a pool of what I can only imagine is 40 percent piss, 40 percent AIDS, and 20 percent water. She even decides to hump the shit out of the water because she’s not STD-infested enough.
ACL can’t start soon enough. .
My prayers for the next week are going to ask God to never gift me with a daughter. I sure hope he answers them.
11 years ago at 1:19 pmShitstains on the underpants of society. Fuck these modern day hippies
11 years ago at 1:35 pmCan’t even try to understand these wing nuts.
11 years ago at 1:48 pmThis “music” fucking sucks.
11 years ago at 1:59 pmThe boulevard just took a dip in the polls for writing this article
11 years ago at 2:51 pmFucking geeds
11 years ago at 3:00 pmDoes this music and these types of festivals bring out pretty much every type of individual I despise- yeah. But Molly sure as hell has a way of making it waaaaayyy fucking better.
11 years ago at 3:05 pm
11 years ago at 6:04 pmI heard that Austin City Limits is going to be comprised of a good deal of regret mixed with a sprinkle of Ebola.
11 years ago at 6:19 pm