Drunk Brunette Steals The Spotlight In The Grove

You know you’re nailing an interview when you hit pause to pound a miniature bottle of champagne and the camera stays right with you.

“Ole Miss is the most fun school you’ll ever go to. And when you go to a college, you’re gonna make the grades blah blah blah, as long as you get a two-oh….Ole Miss, we may all be…have lower IQs…I have a higher IQ than most these people, but…well no that’s a lie but…we have fun, and we don’t ever miss a party.”

Did drunk brunette girl just shut down the entire Ole Miss marketing department with this flawless sales pitch? Do you want to go to Vanderbilt with a bunch of nerds and actually learn some shit, or do you want to go to Ole Miss to skate by with a 2.0, tailgate your dicks off, drink bourbon until you can’t talk anymore, spout off the Hotty Toddy chant, and party with awesome people like hammered brunette girl with the sneaky good sweater cutters? It’s a no-brainer really.

Watch the entire video here, Follow the Party: A Day At The Grove, from TexAgs TV:

Then she drops the mic…literally, she dropped the fucking mic, which, mind you, she wasn’t even supposed to be holding in the first place. THAT, everyone, is how you execute a perfect gameday interview.

Oh, and how badly does this chick want to wear Johnny Manziel’s jockstrap?

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[via TexAgs TV, YouTube]

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  1. Phive Apples

    I’ve seen her punch a woman on the Square and attempt to stab my pledge brother with the heel of a stiletto. She’s crazy, albeit with sneaky good sweater cutters…

    11 years ago at 9:43 am
  2. BlackWithNoCargos

    I would make a joke about having sexual relations with that girl, but that’s Ole Miss and I ain’t getting lynched for no one.

    11 years ago at 10:24 am
  3. The Golden Fleece

    Cheerleader to the right in the very beginning should have been the focus of the video.

    11 years ago at 11:24 am
  4. Taco1855

    My boy Lee has her as an instructor for Zero Fucks 101: A survey of not giving a single fuck

    11 years ago at 11:27 am