Drunk Kid Argues With Cameraman, Says His Dad Owns Half Of Fucking Manhattan

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This fucking kid is pulling power moves. First, he’s hammered in the morning. When his friend spots this TMZ-wannabe filming them, he starts to play hero by telling him to turn off the camera. When the cameraman tells him to get off his property, he throws the casual, “Oh, this is your property? My dad owns half of fucking Manhattan.” We’ve all pulled that bullshit, “Do you know who my dad is?” move. Game, set, match. He’s already won a mere 30 seconds into the conversation.

He doesn’t stop, either. He even offers to call the cops for this guy because he wants the guy to know that he owns the cops, too. You can’t beat him. He’s unstoppable. He even teaches this guy a lesson in life by asking, “Is this what you want to show your kids? You want to show your kids that you’re a fucking opportunist.”

The best line of the whole video, though, is when he says, “Do you want me to call fucking Bill de Blasio on you right now? He’s a fucking liberal but I’ll fucking call him.” Fucking love it.

After doing some very loose research, it turns out that this kid is not part of the Adjmi family that owns the real estate conglomerate.

From The Smoking Gun:

Shalam apparently used the phony surname because his stricken friend–who collapses to the pavement at one point–is himself an Adjmi, a wealthy New York real estate family.

Good try, good effort.

Here’s the video.

[via The Smoking Gun]

Image via Twitter

  1. HouseofFrats

    Can TFM get back to posting stories that are frat-related or at least interesting? I don’t care about this shit

    10 years ago at 6:08 pm
  2. lxattorney

    Looks like his dying boyfriend in the background is more frat than that pussy. Great article, A+.

    10 years ago at 11:51 am
  3. Dthesmith

    This is one of the most poorly written i’ve seen. I couldn’t follow whatsoever. And i was an english major once.

    10 years ago at 4:08 pm