Drunk Kid Raids Stranger’s Home In Underwear, In Desperate Need For Munchies
We’ve all been driven to do some shameful things in the name of satiating a ravenous bout of the drunchies. If you’ve got a stomach full of alcohol and nothing to soak it up, just about anything is fair game. Condiments. Floor pizza. I’ve even downed some hipster girl’s leftover vegan food.
Some kid from Indiana was so drunk and so hungry that he was driven to entering a stranger’s home in search of nourishment. When a resident sleeping on the couch was awoken by the shameless scrounging, he saw an incoherent Andrew Wozniak, 19, standing in nothing but his skivvies, eating his bag of chips.
Police scooped Wozniak as he walked down a nearby street and took him to a hospital. He had a few words for the doctors and officers, including:
“I’m going to snap both of you at the same time.”
“I’m not drunk.”
“I’m going to get your name out to my boys.”
He was then taken to jail, where this priceless mug was taken.
Drunk kid breaks into home wearing nothing but underwear, eats chips pic.twitter.com/PvS2amj0EE
— Alex Buscemi (@BooshTFM) June 9, 2015
That there is chip residue. Home boy's still wearing the evidence on his face. pic.twitter.com/uQFYGi6Qn8
— Alex Buscemi (@BooshTFM) June 9, 2015
Wozniak was charged with illegal consumption (of alcohol), residential entry, disorderly conduct and intimidation..
[via UPI]
Image via Shutterstock
lets be honest we’ve all been there before
10 years ago at 11:19 amNo sir, I have not
10 years ago at 11:31 amI was with you until you dropped vegan food on me. Some lines you just can’t cross, champ.
10 years ago at 11:30 amI’m 100% sure that’s not chip residue, considering how clear the rest of his skin is.
10 years ago at 11:33 amPretty sure that’s herpes and not chips
10 years ago at 11:34 amThat is one rapey looking motherfucker
10 years ago at 11:41 amBacon would resort to even more desperate measures
10 years ago at 11:44 amThe only vegan food I’ll eat is her organic chocolate starfish.
10 years ago at 11:47 amShould’ve stolen some proactiv
10 years ago at 11:57 amThat dude has a really punchable face.
10 years ago at 1:53 pmHe’s also lucky he didn’t end up with lead poisoning. If I saw that drug addict looking mf-er in my house in the middle of the night he’d certainly wouldn’t be leaving without the assistance of the local coroners office.
10 years ago at 2:01 pm