Drunk Man Enters Tiger Enclosure And Is Mauled To Death Because Tigers Fucking Maul Things To Death
You ever get so drunk that the company of humans is no longer enough to satisfy you, so you look around for the nearest 600-pound, bloodthirsty jungle cat to chill with instead? This Indian fella Maqsood knows what I’m talking about. Well, he did. He’s dead now.
From Daily Mail:
A man has been killed by an endangered tiger after allegedly jumping into its moat at an Indian zoo.
The man, named locally as Maqsood, is said to have been under the influence of alcohol when he climbed into the white tiger enclosure at New Delhi Zoo on Tuesday.
Witnesses say the 22-year-old entered the enclosure despite several attempts by zoo security to keep him from the tigers.
Yep, that’ll do it. You take one of God’s finest killing machines out of his natural habitat–away from grazing plains and running down antelope before ripping them to shreds with their long claws and razor sharp teeth–put him in a cage that is constantly surrounded by gawking drunkards, and this will happen 10 times out of 10 if someone enters his area. The tiger waits. And waits. Then someone finally jumps in. Funeral time.
Photos of the then-living man and the awesome white tiger can be seen HERE.
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[via Daily Mail]
Image via Wikimedia Commons
Face to face with a tiger a foot away from you, staring directly at you. That has to be fucking insane.
11 years ago at 4:40 pmHoly shit.
11 years ago at 4:45 pmIs this the actual thing? I want a video
11 years ago at 5:11 pmI love me some little boys.
11 years ago at 5:42 pmDelete your account.
11 years ago at 5:54 pmI would if I could.
11 years ago at 6:13 pmFucking geed. You can’t even come close to Ruger_Dern.
11 years ago at 9:29 pmhttp://www.worldstaruncut.com/uncut/73677
11 years ago at 6:37 pmholy fuck.
11 years ago at 6:50 pmI almost feel like if all those indians weren’t screaming and banging and he wasn’t trying to resist then the tiger would’ve left him alone.. but then again, I’ve never been face to face with a tiger before
11 years ago at 8:34 pmwhat the hell was he doing with his hands the whole time
11 years ago at 9:10 pmI’m just gonna assume he was praying.
11 years ago at 1:17 amI regret clicking on this fuckin link. Seeing someone’s last moments, even from afar and seeing it just on a computer screen is still a sickening feeling.
11 years ago at 10:29 pmfriend just translated, these people kept saying he was dead over and over again
11 years ago at 12:17 amHonestly, he may have been shitfaced but he looks like he has some mental retardation.
11 years ago at 1:25 amHodor
11 years ago at 4:55 pmNot the place nor the time.
11 years ago at 4:59 pmDid he not watch Life of Pi?
11 years ago at 5:00 pmhe watched it one too many times
11 years ago at 5:08 pmNatural selection in action.
11 years ago at 5:06 pmNatural Selection at it’s best
11 years ago at 5:21 pmMeh, India’s over populated anyway.
11 years ago at 5:25 pmNatural selection at its finest
11 years ago at 5:32 pm
11 years ago at 5:37 pm“his razor sharp teeth were as sharp as razors”
11 years ago at 5:54 pm