Drunk Man Records BAC Almost Eight Times Legal Limit

I was hoping getting ‘Randy Travis drunk’ wouldn’t become a thing with the kids. I was wrong. A man in Iowa attempted the near impossible feat, and it almost killed him. And just like Mr. Travis, Justin Clark got behind the wheel of a car. He kept his clothes on, though.

Justin Clark, 24, was collared on July 29 after witnesses called 911 after spotting him driving erratically. When police arrived, the incoherent Clark was at the wheel of his Toyota Yaris revving the vehicle’s engine.

I respect the engine rev move. It lets the officer know you’re a man to be dealt with. Turns the crazy meter up, too. You have to keep him on his toes. You could take off without a moment’s notice. It is a risky move, however, and one that didn’t work out for Clark.

Clark was transported to a local hospital where a blood draw revealed his BAC was a whopping .627 (the legal limit is .08), according to a criminal complaint filed yesterday in Johnson County District Court. A North Liberty Police Department officer reported that Clark was so intoxicated that he could not exit the car on his own and was unable to walk without assistance. Asked if he knew what day it was, Clark answered, “3 but now it is 4.”

You serious, Clark? A .627 is impressive, especially knowing you survived it. Just stay out of the car next time you attempt the BAC world record. Recovered from his vehicle were six empty Schlitz cans, a bottle of Goldschlager, and a Randy Travis Greatest Hits cassette tape.

This is Clark after sobering up:

  1. Jefferson_Davis

    The breathalyzer is my favorite drinking game, but I think this guy would win

    12 years ago at 10:21 am
  2. FratMuscle

    I find this hard to believe. There is no way a man who drinks that much would drive a pussy car like that.

    12 years ago at 10:48 am
    1. Tallapoosa Snu

      It’s just prioritizing. If he bought an actual car instead of a go kart, thats less money for booze. This guy is obviously a strategic drinker.

      12 years ago at 11:11 am
    2. cleavage

      This can be compared to those who buy bleacher seats only to spend 70 bucks on booze at the game.

      12 years ago at 2:09 pm
    3. Tallapoosa Snu

      Nobody ever argued that the man is “frat”. But I do have infinite money. It’s called an all in one scanner/printer and color cartridges. I’m gonna be rich as SHIT, it’s foolproof.

      12 years ago at 9:44 pm