Dude Finds Out Via Twitter That The Twerking Ass He Licked In Miami Belongs To The Girlfriend Of A College Football Player
There’s a time and a place to smack and lick a twerking ass. One such time is Spring Break, and one such place is Miami, considered by many notable smut pundits and scholars to be the ass-licking capital of the United States.
Meet Casanova, the central character of our debaucherous tale, who, being both on Spring Break and in Miami, decided to find himself a twerking ass to smack and lick. And by gosh did he find one! But, living in the social media driven age that we do, his few seconds of bliss couldn’t just come and go without going viral in some capacity.
As revealed in a series of tweets compiled by Black Sports Online, Casanova soon found out after uploading the video on Twitter that the girl who twerked on his tongue was actually the girlfriend of Shaw University football player Christian Folston.
Tough break for Christian here. Did he assume his girlfriend was going to get down in Miami? Probably. Could he have gone without thousands and thousands of strangers seeing slow motion video proof of it? Most definitely. Am I an asshole for perpetuating the virality of a seeming non-story because it amuses me? You may think so. But hey, that’s the smut life. Don’t hate the player, hate the game..
[via Black Sports Online]
Image via Twitter Screenshot/ @max_biggaveL
That’s more action than most of you losers will ever get
7 years ago at 12:43 pmThe most action you’ll get is the boner you’ll get when you jump off a fifteen story building knowing the next few months will be the biggest relief for your parents and anyone who knows you
7 years ago at 1:48 pmTL;DR- kid is a dorm dwelling billionaire virgin
“Over 100bil? Seriously I’m so fucking sick of your shit. Let’s just give you the benefit of the doubt here. Youre richer than all of us and have that type of expendable cash. With that type of money you have the world at your fingertips and honestly will do anything and everything you want because that’s just how the world works, it’s bought. You could literally walk into the most exclusive hotel in the world and do whatever fucking jackassery bullshit you want. But you instead decide to shit post on TFM? You could bring lingerie models around the world and jizz all over their faces non stop but you have time to shit post on here? You’re fucking kidding me. I know people whose family is well off enough that they and a few friends whom the one person pays for it all, who follow bands and artists all over the country year round. They aren’t even close to the 100mil range because you don’t need to be. Anything 50-60+ mil gets you the exclusive life, your kids can do whatever with their friends and live their dreams while they’re young. Yet you claim 100 fucking billion dollars? Is there even family’s with that type of money? You’re so full of shit, fuck you, fuck your poor ass family that probably had to take out a second mortgage to pay for your autism bills and likely have paid lawyer fees to keep sexual harassment charges off your record. Seriously fuck you and your dozens of accounts. I said before fighting you wouldn’t do justice. You’ll probably end up like that troll who threatened to shoot a school and get fucked hard in the ass by some 12inch cockaloid murderer in prison. This is the reaction you want because you’re simply a troll, shit posting from his dormroom playing world of Warcraft. Maybe one day you’ll bullshit your way into a decent IT job in your late 20’s and end up dating some loser ass girl who got left in the dust because all the quality girls get cuffed early around 22-24, because winners find each other, as if you’d understand winning and being successful, but, good for you then because you’ll finally experience pussy, it’s something no one should die without experiencing. Back to the point, if you’re really some billionaire you could go around shitting on everyone in real life. You could shit on someone’s wife at a bar and get away with it, but yet you decide to come to TFM and just talk shit in every post. You could show everyone up anywhere you go in real life and talk to real millionaires like their plebs. But you come here? See the loophole in your story? Whatever cheif. Enjoy your Warcraft on a 1050TI because the that’s the best you can afford on your subway employee budget. Drunk rant over
7 years ago at 2:16 pmPS. The most you’ve ever made in this world is the collection of semen on your my little pony doll fuckface”
Sound familiar, little guy?
7 years ago at 2:17 pmThe only thing wrong with that statement is you’re probably more of a Legend of Zelda pussy than Warcraft.
7 years ago at 7:01 amWhy would it matter chief? Not like you have the balls to say that to my face anyways.
7 years ago at 12:07 pmDid you really go back how many months and find this, haha
7 years ago at 9:55 amGuarantee I spent less time finding this than you did writing it. Fucking loser
7 years ago at 12:08 pmCan’t trust any of these hoes…
7 years ago at 1:04 pmHoes gon’ be hoes. Christian should just some shit like “that’s the ass I stick my cock in hows my dick taste”?
7 years ago at 1:46 pmThat’s also what you said to stardog about sigmanugs.
7 years ago at 2:34 pmI’d punch the bitch then break up with her and just tell the cops she spit on me and buy them a nice seafood dinner and make Mexico pay for it.
7 years ago at 8:22 am