Dude Hits Hole-In-One And Wins $1 Million
Some dude just achieved the pinnacle of sporting achievements while simultaneously becoming a millionaire, and he did it in front of a bunch of really awesome witnesses. How’s your day going?
A man by the name of Jeff Barton was playing last week in the New Mexico event benefiting the East Mountain High School in Sandia Ridge, N.M., and had a shot after the round at the Paa-ko Ridge Golf Club for a chance at $1 million. The cash, covered by an insurance company, was up for grabs, and someone with a handy iPhone snapped the video of the ball landing on the green, rolling towards the cup and disappearing for an ace.
Some guys just gotta have it all, don’t they? I legitimately hate this Jeff Barton guy. A real piece of work. He’s probably going to do something totally asshole-ish with the money, like buy his mom a new home, put a down payment on a new neighborhood community center, or donate a portion to charity. Nice guys, guys like me, they finish last. Assholes like Jeff Barton hit a hole-in-one and win a million dollars while surrounded by the most awesome, animated gallery of friends ever assembled.
Someone hit a hole in one for a million bucks at the #EMHS tournament. Unreal. #Witness pic.twitter.com/IwuKCG05Qb
— Mackenzie Bishop (@abrazomack) August 23, 2013
Sickening. I bet he used a hybrid, too. Here’s the video:
[via Yahoo! Sports]
Image via Twitter
Rodge, we all know you carry a three-hybrid.
12 years ago at 1:59 pmI carry a 3hybrid. Nothing wrong with owning a club you hit 235 consistently.
12 years ago at 3:07 pm^ It’s called a 4 iron.
12 years ago at 9:20 amI do this all the time, how is this news? I bet this guys dad doesn’t even own a dealership.
12 years ago at 1:59 pm$27.52 after taxes.
12 years ago at 1:59 pmThanks, Obama.
12 years ago at 2:53 pmHaha. Cmon broskie beat me to it. Instantly a millionaire and then instantly not a millionaire after govt takes its stake.
12 years ago at 2:01 pmI like the beer spilt in and around the cup.
12 years ago at 2:02 pmWinning a million dollars for playing golf at a non professional level. TFM
12 years ago at 2:07 pmI hope he was playing a Pro V1
12 years ago at 2:07 pmDorn, at your handicap, we all know you don’t use a 2 iron. So unless you have a vagina and play with a 5 wood, don’t deny that you do, in fact, own a hybrid. It’s okay Rodge, hybrid clubs are not shameful, not at all.
12 years ago at 2:13 pmI don’t own a hybrid, although I’m not opposed to using one in the future. I hit my 3-iron about 235.
12 years ago at 2:22 pm^omg you’re soo big <3333
12 years ago at 2:58 pm235 with roll Dreamboat?
12 years ago at 4:39 pm^^^ Pics or it didn’t happen.
12 years ago at 7:50 amGet out of here Dorn. Tiger hits his 3 iron 230 yards (on average)
12 years ago at 2:31 pmWow, if this happened to me I would make Dorn’s mom water balloon launch my man meat back to me and stick it back on with Gorilla Glue.
12 years ago at 2:16 pmYou’re pretty sick, Chubbs…
12 years ago at 2:22 pmThe guy that hits their first hole in one has to buy a round of drinks for everybody there right?
12 years ago at 2:24 pmA gentleman does. Especially a gentleman that just won that kind of money.
12 years ago at 3:01 pm