Dude Hits Hole-In-One And Wins $1 Million

Some dude just achieved the pinnacle of sporting achievements while simultaneously becoming a millionaire, and he did it in front of a bunch of really awesome witnesses. How’s your day going?

A man by the name of Jeff Barton was playing last week in the New Mexico event benefiting the East Mountain High School in Sandia Ridge, N.M., and had a shot after the round at the Paa-ko Ridge Golf Club for a chance at $1 million. The cash, covered by an insurance company, was up for grabs, and someone with a handy iPhone snapped the video of the ball landing on the green, rolling towards the cup and disappearing for an ace.

Some guys just gotta have it all, don’t they? I legitimately hate this Jeff Barton guy. A real piece of work. He’s probably going to do something totally asshole-ish with the money, like buy his mom a new home, put a down payment on a new neighborhood community center, or donate a portion to charity. Nice guys, guys like me, they finish last. Assholes like Jeff Barton hit a hole-in-one and win a million dollars while surrounded by the most awesome, animated gallery of friends ever assembled.

Sickening. I bet he used a hybrid, too. Here’s the video:

[via Yahoo! Sports]

Image via Twitter

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    1. Tigers_Wood

      I carry a 3hybrid. Nothing wrong with owning a club you hit 235 consistently.

      12 years ago at 3:07 pm
  1. RustyShacklefordTFM

    I do this all the time, how is this news? I bet this guys dad doesn’t even own a dealership.

    12 years ago at 1:59 pm
  2. postgradfratter

    Haha. Cmon broskie beat me to it. Instantly a millionaire and then instantly not a millionaire after govt takes its stake.

    12 years ago at 2:01 pm
  3. CherryPoppinPaul

    Winning a million dollars for playing golf at a non professional level. TFM

    12 years ago at 2:07 pm
  4. Tuco1855

    Dorn, at your handicap, we all know you don’t use a 2 iron. So unless you have a vagina and play with a 5 wood, don’t deny that you do, in fact, own a hybrid. It’s okay Rodge, hybrid clubs are not shameful, not at all.

    12 years ago at 2:13 pm
    1. Dillon Cheverere

      I don’t own a hybrid, although I’m not opposed to using one in the future. I hit my 3-iron about 235.

      12 years ago at 2:22 pm
  5. dunkleman

    Wow, if this happened to me I would make Dorn’s mom water balloon launch my man meat back to me and stick it back on with Gorilla Glue.

    12 years ago at 2:16 pm
  6. frattahoochee

    The guy that hits their first hole in one has to buy a round of drinks for everybody there right?

    12 years ago at 2:24 pm