Dude Tries To Pay For Applebee’s Meal With Trillion Dollar Bill

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I just looked it up. The last one thousand-dollar bill was printed in 1945, and they were officially withdrawn from circulation in 1969. They were quickly snatched up and preserved by collectors soon after, making the chances of you ever getting your hands on one effectively zero.

So, when Michael Williams, 53, plopped down a TRILLION-dollar bill (that’s $1,000,000,000,000 if you’re more of a numbers person) at an Applebee’s after his debit card was declined, it raised a red flag, to say the least.

Sumter police were called to an Applebee’s last week after they received a report of a man who tried to pay his lunch tab with a $1 trillion bill.

More shocking, to me, at least, than Williams thinking they’d believe the bill was authentic is that he assumed they’d have enough change on hand. There aren’t many ‘Bee’s out there that keep a trillion in cash on hand.

Dumbass.

[via wistv]

Image via Gawker

    1. Tuco1855

      yeah the number was a little suspicious but Obama being on US currency is definitely what tipped it off.

      11 years ago at 6:24 pm
    1. SnowPledge

      The room’s startin to spin real fast… cause of… cause of all the gayness.

      11 years ago at 5:20 pm
  1. EnergizerBunny

    With Obama’s face on it it’s maybe worth $3 trillion in debt……..anyone?…….no ok

    Please don’t drone my house.

    11 years ago at 5:21 pm
  2. Carl Panzram

    Does Obama’s face on this make it counterfeit food stamps instead of money?

    11 years ago at 5:38 pm
  3. Bronito Mussolini

    The fact that this occurred at an Applebee’s makes it a little less surprising.

    11 years ago at 6:59 pm
  4. Awful_Pledge_Name

    The only thing I want Obama’s face printed on is Toilet Paper since the country is in the Shitter…

    11 years ago at 8:25 pm